Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site drivax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!hplabs!amdahl!drivax!holloway From: holloway@drivax.UUCP (Bruce Holloway) Newsgroups: net.puzzle Subject: Re: mystery puzzles Message-ID: <348@drivax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 12:46:25 EST Article-I.D.: drivax.348 Posted: Wed Mar 19 12:46:25 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Mar-86 04:45:17 EST References: <1804@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Reply-To: holloway@drivax.UUCP (Bruce Holloway) Organization: Digital Research, Monterey, CA Lines: 28 In article <1804@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> yes2@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Randy Rzasa) writes: >Q:A rope breaks, a bell rings, a man dies Alternate answer: Crook climbs to top of church (a tall church) and starts climbing down to a window using the bell rope. The rope breaks, releasing the bell which rings, and the crook falls to the ground and dies. > >Q:A man enters a restaurant, sits down, orders albatross, takes one bite, > and shoots himself. Alternate answer: Man is sophisticated spy, and notices that he has just been poisoned by an enemy spy in the kitchen. Instead of dying a certain painful death, he shoots himself. >Q:A man is going home. A masked man jumps in front of him, and the first man > goes back to where he was before. Alternate answer: Man is Batman returning from the Bat Cave. The Riddler jumps in front of him, and Batman returns to the Bat Cave to load up on Bat devices. -- +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Whatever I write are not the opinions or policies of Digital Research, Inc.,| |and probably won't be in the foreseeable future. | +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ Bruce Holloway ....!ucbvax!hplabs!amdahl!drivax!holloway (I'm not THAT Bruce Holloway, I'm the other one.)