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From: kludge@gitpyr.UUCP (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Re: A new PC from Cray?
Message-ID: <1561@gitpyr.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Mar-86 10:34:54 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 17 10:34:54 1986
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In article <2126@jhunix.UUCP> ins_aaaw@jhunix.UUCP (Adlai A. Waksman) writes:
>> >>Actually, it uses thiotimoline-based organic superconducting circuits.
>> >
>> >Making humidity control in the machine room a critical factor in
>> >maintaining reliability of operation!
>> 
>>    Please note that that use of thiotimoline in switching circuits to
>> produce negative response times is a trade secret of Nonexistant
>> Semiconductors.  It is obvious that you have leaked information from
>> the highly secret NoSe Surreal-Time Computation research group.
>  . . .
>
>Not obvious at all.  The endochronic properties of thiotimoline are
>well documented in the biochemical literature*, and many researchers
>have been independently working with negative-response-time computation.
>This is enabling breakthroughs in complexity theory and computability,
>making possible algorithms and solutions that were hitherto impossible
>because they cannot be conventionally done in a finite amount of time.

  The paper to which you refer was published in 1938, I believe, and it
must be stated that NoSe has held the patent on thiotimoline since almost 
four years before it was discovered, and the patent on thiotimoline switching
devices almost five years before.  Thus, since in fact I will not have
written this article by the time you read it, legal action will have already
been instated against all those discussing this, and my lawyers inform me
that a precident exists in the case of Reimann vs. Temporal Processing, inc.,
1994. 

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