Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!hplabs!tektronix!reed!kamath From: kamath@reed.UUCP (Sean Kamath) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: Computer Horror Stories Message-ID: <2830@reed.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 02:39:55 EST Article-I.D.: reed.2830 Posted: Thu Mar 20 02:39:55 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Mar-86 07:19:52 EST References: <14700001@hplabsb.UUCP> <12121@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> Reply-To: kamath@reed.UUCP (Sean Kamath) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 29 In article <2034@gondor.UUCP> okunewck@gondor.UUCP (The DUCK) writes: >In article <118@graffiti.UUCP> buck@graffiti.UUCP (Lester Buck) writes: >>...some simple Pavlovian conditioning had taught this dog >>that whenever he relieved himself on that one spot, he was fed. >>They replaced the cable and everything has worked fine since. >> >>I'm not sure I believe this, but it makes for a hilarious story on tape. >> >Surely enough, the dog came around to make his appointed rounds. He >lifted his leg, started to go, and the fella in the tree cranked like >crazy. > >Now, when you consider that salty water is a very good conductor of >electricity... > ---Duck This does sound more like it. It seems that when my boss was working with a carnaval (I don't quite remember this exactly) there was this dog that was rather obnoxious (sp?). Well, carnavals have massive power needs, and it seems that they connected their 1/2 foot trunks at these junction boxes that looked like fire-hydrants. Yup. That dog went howling off never to relieve himself on one of those again... (BTW I think they ran huge voltages (7000?) with small amps? Right? Wrong? It didn't make sense to me...) sean kamath ihnp4!tektronix!reed!kamath