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From: hsu@eneevax.UUCP (Dave Hsu)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Re: Computer Horror Stories
Message-ID: <578@eneevax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 18:57:40 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 19 18:57:40 1986
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In article <2034@gondor.UUCP> okunewck@gondor.UUCP (The DUCK) writes:
>
>Back when she was a little girl, my mother's cousin had a problem
>with a certain dog that came around habitually to water one of their
>trees.  This was not considered acceptable.
>
> ...
>
>Surely enough, the dog came around to make his appointed rounds.  He
>lifted his leg, started to go, and the fella in the tree cranked like
>crazy.
>
>Now, when you consider that salty water is a very good conductor of
>electricity...
>
>
>							---Duck

Salty?  Did anyone say salty?  8-(

-dave
-- 
David Hsu	Communication & Signal Processing Lab, EE Department
<disclaimer>	University of Maryland,  College Park, MD 20742
hsu@eneevax.umd.edu  {seismo,allegra}!umcp-cs!eneevax!hsu

ARPA n. [acronym for Advanced Research Projects Agency.]  An agency of the
	U.S. Department of Defense established in 1968 to test its defenses
	against misuse and piracy in the large-scale distributed processing
	environment.
			-Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"