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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: Is we agonna have us a duel?
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Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 12:26:19 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 12 12:26:19 1986
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Well, truth is, I'd ruther tease folks that eat, J.E.R.
And, I never did say I was important enough fer anyone to
git upset over. Fact is, I *have* stated words to the
contrary.

Now, if'n we're gonna have us a duel, I git the choise o'
weapons. I choose blowguns at a distance of 500 feet. If'n
I'm anywhere near as long winded and full o' crap as you
think I am, yer still gonna be in a heap o' trouble evun
that fur away.

Now I oughta teach ya the popper way to flame an ol' country
boy. You shoulda said sumpthin' like this here.

You lowdown, shiftless skunk! Whatta you mean by plasterin'
a letter I mailed to you all over th' net?!?! You damned
lamebrained jackass! Why, I oughta go chop up yer still,
you fool!

Now that'd be more like it...

Seriously, I like Creighton and Roskos both, but I doubt
that should be taken as any indication that I have to
refrain from teasin' either of them. It also doesn't mean
I've got sence enough to refrain either.

Impure? Laura? Naw, Laura's a heck of a nice lady.


Uhh, 'scuse me folks. I gotta git my blowgun darts out an'
dip 'em in a poultice made a prune juice an' Exlax extract.
That oughta fix Ol' Erik.(8-)

Tom "Who the hell et alla my prunes?!?!" Frye