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From: scott@hou2g.UUCP (Mr. Berry)
Newsgroups: net.startrek
Subject: re: Star Drek
Message-ID: <827@hou2g.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 10:30:58 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 18 10:30:58 1986
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I remember another recording I'd heard called "The Trouble with
Klingons" which was essentially dialogue from "Tribbles" rearranged
to add some humor.  It was actually very good.  Picture (sic) this--

(Ag. Secretary) Barris:  "Kirk, this station is SWARMING with Klingons!!"

McCoy:  "..and from my observations, they're bisexual, reproducing at will"

Barris:  "..and I'm gonna be there to enjoy EVERY minute of it!"

Or the following--

Spock:  "They consume our supplies, and give us nothing."

Uhura:  "That's not true Mr. Spock; they give us love."

Kirk:  "I know, but REALLY..."

   [Something about the Tribbles and Kirk]

McCoy:  "..and I like them, MORE than I like you."

Spock:  "Captain, I am forced to agree with the doctor."

Kirk:  "I know, but REALLY..."

Scotty:  "Laddie--Doon't ya think ya shoold...rephrase that?"

Well, you get the idea.

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"Laddie--Doon't ya think ya shoold...rephrase that?"
		Scott J. Berry		ihnp4!hou2g!scott