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From: ji@garfield.columbia.edu (John Ioannidis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YALP
Message-ID: <1423@garfield.columbia.edu>
Date: Sat, 22-Mar-86 13:55:58 EST
Article-I.D.: garfield.1423
Posted: Sat Mar 22 13:55:58 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Mar-86 02:21:41 EST
Organization: Columbia University CS Department
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Summary: Lousy Pun, not Licence Plate

> Then there was the plastic surgeon who hung himself.  
Then there was the plastic surgeon who sat by the fireplace -- and melted.

#include <appropriate_disclaimers>

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