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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Indian folklore joke
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Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 09:17:17 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 20 09:17:17 1986
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A northeasterner, traveling through the southwest by car, came upon
an elderly indian man lying in the roadway with his ear to the
pavement.  Stopping his car, the northeasterner got out and walked
over to the indian.

Suddenly the indian began to talk "Car.  Mmm  white pontiac.  '82
model.  Traveling high rate of speed.  Young female driver."

"Wow!" the northeasterner exclaimed.  "You can know all of this
just by listening with your ear to the ground?"

"Ear to ground, nothing!" said the indian.  "That car just ran over
me!"


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Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder