Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_armr From: ins_armr@jhunix.UUCP (Rudy M Rumohr) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Definition of Pain Message-ID: <2284@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 16:32:12 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.2284 Posted: Wed Mar 19 16:32:12 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Mar-86 03:20:47 EST References: <163@oucs.UUCP> <1556@gitpyr.UUCP> Reply-To: ins_armr@jhunix.ARPA (Rudy M Rumohr) Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. Computing Ctr. Lines: 30 In article <1556@gitpyr.UUCP> byron@gitpyr.UUCP (Byron A Jeff) writes: >In article <163@oucs.UUCP> joe@oucs.UUCP (Joseph Judge) writes: >> Q. What's the definition of pain? > > A. When you get your dick caught in a waffle iron. (I bet your > girlfriend'll think that's tasty!) She'd enjoy it until... A#2. She gets her tit stuck in an orange juicer. (Yum!) More sick and demented humour from: -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rudy Rumohr Jr. 3339 N. Charles St Apartment 1-AL UUCP: ihnp4!whuxcc!jhunix!ins_armr -or- Baltimore, MD 21218 seismo!umcp-cs!jhunix!ins_armr -or- allegra!hopkins!jhunix!ins_armr ARPANET: ins_armr%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.ARPA Necessity dictates the insertion of an appropriate disclamatory proclamation into this section of this missive, both for assuredness of legality, and to satisfy my lust for bombast. "I've seen sex, and I think it's OK." -- Talking Heads