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From: ins_armr@jhunix.UUCP (Rudy M Rumohr)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <2286@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 17:04:21 EST
Article-I.D.: jhunix.2286
Posted: Wed Mar 19 17:04:21 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Mar-86 03:20:59 EST
References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP> <610@watdragon.UUCP>
Reply-To: ins_armr@jhunix.ARPA (Rudy M Rumohr)
Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. Computing Ctr.
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In article <610@watdragon.UUCP> dgleblanc@watdragon.UUCP (Dave LeBlanc) writes:
>How do you make a dead baby float ??
>
>		Take your foot off him !!
>
>How do you get dead babies off your sidewalk ???
>
>		Use a snow-blower !!!
>
>What's more fun than nailing dead babies to the wall ???
>
>		Tearing them down afterwards !!!
>
>What do you call a dead baby with a fire-cracker in its mouth ???
>
>		A baby boomer !!!

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of
bowling balls?

		You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a Volkswagen?

		La Machine.

How do you get them back out?

		With a straw.


Here's hoping you all aren't *too* disgusted... :-)


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