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From: ins_atty@jhunix.UUCP (Berserker Bob)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <2287@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Mar-86 17:38:43 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 19 17:38:43 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Mar-86 03:21:12 EST
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> >In article<610@watdragon.UUCP>dgleblanc@watdragon.UUCP (Dave LeBlanc) writes:
> >How do you make a dead baby float ??
> >		Take your foot off him !!

   OR: 1 dead baby, 2 scoops of your favorite flavor of ice cream...

> In article<2286@jhunix.UUCP>ins_armr@jhunix.UUCP (Rudy M. Rumhour) writes:
> What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of
> bowling balls?
> 
> 		You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

   But then, what's the worst part about the job?

   A: Hitting a live one...

If you guys are going to revive all the old jokes...you deserve to read all of
them...even these ones...

Ted Ying.


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