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From: ins_ampm@jhunix.UUCP (Michael P McKenna)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The three stupidest questions
Message-ID: <2313@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Mar-86 15:23:47 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 21 15:23:47 1986
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In article <160@dione.rice.EDU> phil@rice.UUCP writes:
>Awhile back, some friends of mine decided on the three stupidest
>questions that anyone could ever ask.  Can anyone think of any
>questions that could be more ridiculous than these?
>
>	"Are you sleeping?"
>	"Where did you lose it?"
>	"What was I going to say?"
>

Well Hitchhiker's Guide fans will recognize these two:

     "Zaphod, you seem to have fallen down a thirty foot hole."
     "I think he knows that Arthur."
     "Are you all right?"

And:

     "Did you know your building's being bombed?"   (Zaphod)


                                                       Dwight S. Wilson

"Oop ack"