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From: baron@transys.UUCP (Joe Portman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes(really amputees)
Message-ID: <174@transys.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 23-Mar-86 07:46:04 EST
Article-I.D.: transys.174
Posted: Sun Mar 23 07:46:04 1986
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References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP> <2289@phri.UUCP>
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> In article <634@bentley.UUCP> mdr@bentley.UUCP (M. Rossner) writes:
> >
> >>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs out in a swimming pool?
> >>
> >>		Bob.
> >>
> >>
> >>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door?
> >>
> >>		Matt.
> >>
> >>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from a meat hook?
> >>
> >>		Chuck.
> >>
> What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?
> 		Russel
> 
> What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hot tub?
> 		Stu
> 
> >>What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
> >>
> >>		Eileen.
> 
> 

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in an attic?
		Dusty.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs frying in a pan?
		Patty.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
		Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that put Phil in the hole?
		Doug.


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