Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!hao!seismo!rochester!kodak!suhina From: suhina@kodak.UUCP (brian suhina) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <275@kodak.UUCP> Date: Mon, 24-Mar-86 16:31:16 EST Article-I.D.: kodak.275 Posted: Mon Mar 24 16:31:16 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Mar-86 22:34:56 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Eastman Kodak Co., Rochester, NY Lines: 16 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles. >>>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>>This discussion is Polar-izing the net! It is going to divide us! >>I can't see anything positive coming out of this. >It's all imaginary anyway. Now real-ly! Hasn't this gone far enough?