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Subject: re:  Holy Cow
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Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 13:40:03 EST
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>>>>>>How do we know that steak has more energy than hamburger?
>>>>>>Hamburger is in the ground state.
>>>>>Bull. (There, that'll cow him.)
>>>>Not a very meaty reply...we need some A-1 jokes here.
>>>Well, no matter how you slice it, that joke's something you can really
>>>sink your teeth into... 
>>It's very rare that we get such well done humor,
>>even in the computorial medium.
>Why don't you people mooove this discussion over to net.cooks?  Can't 
>someone take the bull by the horns and herd this discussion in that 
>direction?

What's your beef?  Can't take a ribbing?  You'll get roasted for that -
I'll steak my reputation on it.

-Dan Hall
Merrimack, Cow Hampshire