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From: pwong@ihu1e.UUCP (Wong)
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Subject: The Three Nuns
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Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 13:15:47 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 25 13:15:47 1986
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There were these three nuns who were raised by Mother Teresa.  Mary had a
confession for Mother Teresa, "My eyes have seen the evil of a man."  Mother
Teresa promptly ordered her to rinse out her eyes in the holy fountain.
Jane also had a confession, "Mother Teresa I have touched the evil of a
man." As Mary and Jane were washing their eyes and hands respectively at the
holy fountain, Margaret pushed them aside and replied, "Get out of my way, I
have to gargle!"