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From: e65138@dartvax.UUCP (Paula Brittingham)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Holy Cow
Message-ID: <4340@dartvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 11:21:57 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 25 11:21:57 1986
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References: <535@watdragon.UUCP> <677@ihlpl.UUCP> <1229@oddjob.UUCP> <656@sigma.UUCP> <> <6810@cca.UUCP>
Reply-To: e65138@dartvax.UUCP (Paula Brittingham)
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
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Summary: 

In article <6810@cca.UUCP> g-rh@cca.UUCP (Richard Harter) writes:
>In article <> dpz@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (David P. Zimmerman) writes:
>>>>How do we know that steak has more energy than hamburger?
>>>>Hamburger is in the ground state.
>>>Bull. (There, that'll cow him.)
>>Not a very meaty reply...we need some A-1 jokes here.
>>
>As an old farm boy I have a steak in this one, and it's my choice
>to make some prime remarks.  Veal see what happens if I horn in 
>on this tail.  I'll chuck in some puns that will really make you
>stew, meat out some punishment, rib a few punsters, and steer you
>the right way.  I'll milk the subject till you wish you had never
>been barn.  Butter you give it up now, or I'll cream you with
>puns you never herd of before; you'll get some corn fed to you
>and I'll let the chips fall where they may until they're right
>up to your calves.  But don't beef or I'll chute you because
>I'm the bos and this is my brand of stuff.  You stray into my
>territory and you'll find it's a ranching experience.  Hay,
>I'll mow them all down until they bale out to Jersey.  When I
>came off the farm I thought I'd have to hoof it but I rode de o'
>train to the big city and now I'm pitching out punishment.
>Sigh, low humor is hard work but over all it's been fun.

You could pun with this guy until the cows came home...