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From: ksh@rtgvax.UUCP (Kent S. Harris)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Toast
Message-ID: <39@rtgvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 17:15:41 EST
Article-I.D.: rtgvax.39
Posted: Tue Mar 25 17:15:41 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 27-Mar-86 07:43:39 EST
Organization: Santa Clara Valley Computer Sciences, Cupertino, CA
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Keywords: do gooder

To Ralph Nader and all the other do-gooders of the world:


May bleeding piles distress you
    and corns adorn your feet
May crabs as big horses
    crawl on your balls and eat
And when you're old and feeble
    and a syphilitic wreck
May your spine fall through your asshole
    and break your fuckin' neck

(D.S. Harris, ~1930)