Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site oucs.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!hropus!riccb!ihopa!ihnp4!cbosgd!oucs!jeff From: jeff@oucs.UUCP (Jeff Evans) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YAJS (Yet another Johnny story)Subject: YAJS (Yet another Johnny story) Message-ID: <195@oucs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 12:19:39 EST Article-I.D.: oucs.195 Posted: Thu Mar 20 12:19:39 1986 Date-Received: Thu, 27-Mar-86 07:45:18 EST Distribution: net Organization: Ohio University, Athens Lines: 73 Yvggyr Wbuaal jnf 12 lrnef byq naq yvxr bgure oblf uvf ntr, engure phevbhf. Ur unq orra urnevat dhvgr n ovg nobhg "pbhegvat" sebz gur bgure oblf, naq ur jbaqrerq jung vg jnf naq ubj vg jnf qbar. Bar qnl ur gbbx uvf dhrfgvbaf gb uvf zbgure, jub orpnzr engure syhfgrerq. Vafgrnq bs rkcynvavat guvatf gb Wbuaal fur gbyq uvz gb uvqr oruvaq gur phegnvaf bar avtug naq jngpu uvf fvfgre naq ure oblsevraq. Guvf ur qvq. Gur sbyybjvat zbeavat Wbuaal qrfpevorq rirelguvat gb uvf zbgure. "Fvf naq ure oblsevraq fng naq gnyxrq sbe n juvyr, gura ur ghearq bss zbfg bs gur yvtugf. Gura ur fgnegrq xvffvat naq uhttvat ure. V svtherq Fvf zhfg or trggvat fvpx, orpnhfr ure snpr fgnegrq ybbxvat shaal. Ur zhfg unir gubhtug fb gbb, orpnhfr ur chg uvf unaq vafvqr ure oybhfr gb srry ure urneg, whfg yvxr gur qbpgbe jbhyq. Rkprcg ur'f abg nf fzneg nf gur qbpgbe orpnhfr ur frrzrq gb unir gebhoyr svaqvat ure urneg. "Svanyyl, V sbhaq bhg jung jnf znxvat gurz fvpx -- n ovt rry unq tbggra vafvqr uvf cnagf fbzrubj. Vg whfg whzcrq bhg bs uvf cnagf naq fgbbq gurer, nobhg 10 vapurf ybat. Ubarfg! Naljnl, ur tenoorq vg va bar unaq gb xrrc vg sebz trggvat njnl. "Jura Fvf fnj vg. fur tbg ernyyl fpnerq. ure rlrf tbg ovt, naq ure zbhgu sryy bcra, naq fur fgnegrq pnyyvat gb Tbq naq fghss yvxr gung. Fur fnvq vg jnf gur ovttrfg bar fur'f rire frra. V fubhyq gryy ure nobhg gur barf qbja ng gur ynxr. "Naljnl, Fvf tbg oenir naq gevrq gb xvyy gur rry ol ovgvat vgf urnq bss. Nyy bs n fhqqra, fur znqr n abvfr naq yrg gur rry tb -- V thrff vg ovg ure onpx. "Gura fur tenoorq vg jvgu obgu unaqf naq uryq vg gvtug juvyr ur gbbx n zhmmyr bhg bs uvf cbpxrg naq fyvccrq vg bire gur urnq bs gur rry gb xrrc vg sebz ovgvat ntnva. "Fvf ynl onpx naq fcernq ure yrtf fb fur pbhyq trg n fpvffbe-ybpx ba vg, naq ur urycrq ure ol ylvat ba gbc bs gur rry. "Gur rry chg hc n uryy bs n svtug. Fvf fgnegrq tebnavat naq fdhrnyvat naq ure oblsevraq nyzbfg hcfrg gur pbhpu. V thrff gurl jnagrq gb xvyy gur rry ol fdhnfuvat vg orgjrra gurz. "Nsgre n juvyr, gurl obgu dhvg zbivat naq tnir n terng fvtu, ure oblsevraq tbg hc naq fher rabhtu, gurl unq xvyyrq gur rry. V xabj vg jnf qrnq orpnhfr vg whfg uhat gurer. yvzc, naq fbzr bs vgf vafvqrf jrer unatvat bhg. "Fvf naq ure oblsevraq jrer n yvggyr ovg gverq sebz gur onggyr, ohg gurl jrag onpx gb pbhegvat naljnl. Ur fgnegrq uhttvat naq xvffvat ure ntnva. Ol tbyyl, gur rry jnfa'g qrnq! Vg whzcrq fgenvtug hc naq fgnegrq gb svtug ntnva. V thrff rryf ner yvxr pngf -- gurl unir avar yvirf be fbzrguvat. "Guvf gvzr, Fvf whzcrq hc naq gevrq gb xvyy gur rry ol fvggvat ba vg. Nsgre n 35-zvahgr fgehttyr, gurl svanyyl xvyyrq gur rry. V xabj vg jnf qrnq, orpnhfr V fnj Fvf'f oblsevraq crry bss vgf fxva naq syhfu vg qbja gur gbvyrg. -- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Jeff Evans Computer Science Department Ohio University 423 Morton Hall Athens, Ohio 45701 (614) 594-5438 ihnp4!{amc1,cbdkc1,cbosgd,cuuxb}!oucs!jeff Disclaimer: All words and ideas are my own and not those of Ohio University. They say enough things to keep themselves busy! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=