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From: mc68020@gilbbs.UUCP (Tom Keller)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: ribbon, ribbon, who's got the ribbon - offensive to Jewish persons (rot 13)
Message-ID: <116@gilbbs.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 17:08:17 EST
Article-I.D.: gilbbs.116
Posted: Tue Mar 25 17:08:17 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 28-Mar-86 07:48:45 EST
Distribution: net
Organization: Gil's Place, Santa Rosa CA
Lines: 46
Summary: *WARNING* possibly offensive to Jewish persons


   Sbe 40 lrnef, Ze. Zrlref yvirq va Arj Lbex, fryyvat evoobaf sebz uvf fgber.
Abj, vg jnf gvzr sbe Ze. Zrlref gb ergver.  Juvyr chggvat uvf yvsr va beqre,
va cercnengvba sbe ergverzrag, ur ernyvmrq gung uvf arvtuobe bs 30 lrnef,
Ze. B'Pnfrl, unq arire bapr chepunfrq n evooba sebz uvz.

   Ur vzzrqvngryl jrag gb B'Pnfrl'f qbbe naq xabpxrq.  Jura B'Pnfrl nafjrerq,
Zrlref fnvq "Ze. B'Pnfrl, sbe 30 lrnef lbh'er zl arvtube, naq abg bapr qvq lbh
ohl sebz zr n evooba.  Jung vf vg, Ze. B'Pnfrl, lbh qba'g yvxr zr?"

   "Nlr, naq gung'f fb, Ze. Zrlref, V qba'g yvxr lbh n'gnyy, naq gung'f n
snpg.  Ohg, va ubabhe bs lbh yrniva`, V'yy gryy lbh jung V'yy qb.  V'yy
ohl n evooba sebz lbh, ba bar pbaqvgvba.  Gur evooba zhfg or gur rknpg 
yratgu sebz gur gvc bs lbhe abfr, gb gur gvc bs lbhe cravf," fnvq B'Pnfrl.

   Nsgre n srj zbzragf bs gubhtug, Zrlref fnvq "Bl, guvf vf rnfl.  V jvyy
gbzbeebj zbeavat oevat lbh n evooba."

   "Svar, naq qb gung, Ze. Zrlref, ohg qba'g sbetrg abj, gur rknpg yratgu sebz
gur gvc bs lbhe abfr, gb gur gvc bs lbhe cravf!" erfcbaqrq B'Pnfrl.

   Gur arkg zbeavat, guerr vzzrafr zbivat inaf chyy hc va sebag bs B'Pnfrl'f
cynpr.  Sebz gur erne bs gur svefg ina n evooba yrnqf gb gur frpbaq ina, sebz
gur erne bs gur frpbaq n evooba yrnqf gb gur guveq.  B'Pnfrl ybbxf bhga, n
evooba yrnqf gb gur guveq.  B'Pnfrl ybbxf bhg uvf jvaqbj whfg nf Zrlref whzcf
qbaj bhg bs gur yrnq ina.  B'Pnfrl fgbezf bhg bs uvf ubhfr, yvivq jvgu entr,
"Zrlref, ner lbh qnsg, zna!?  V gbyq lbh V jnagrq n evooba gur rknpg yratgu
sebz gur gvc bs lbhe abfr, gb gur gvc bs lbhe cravf!  Ybbx ng jung lbh'ir
oebhtug g'zr!"

   Zrlref tvirf B'Pnfrl n cngvrag ybbx, naq erfcbaqf "Bl, naq fb V unir qbar,
Ze. B'Pnfrl.  Hasbeghangryl sbe lbh, gur gvc bs zl cravf vf fgvyy va Cbynaq."
 



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