Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!pesnta!phri!cmcl2!csd2!krantz From: krantz@csd2.UUCP (Michaelntz) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Holy Cow('s milk) Message-ID: <3050046@csd2.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 10:17:00 EST Article-I.D.: csd2.3050046 Posted: Wed Mar 26 10:17:00 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Mar-86 08:01:16 EST References: <670@sigma.UUCP> Organization: New York University Lines: 10 > >>>>>How do we know that steak has more energy than hamburger? >>>>>Hamburger is in the ground state. >>>>Bull. (There, that'll cow him.) >>>Not a very meaty reply...we need some A-1 jokes here. >>We shouldn't try to milk this one at all. >Whey not? Bee-cause, honey, wheat bean herbivore; but that hasn't a-curd tofu's... - mike "yuk-yuk" krantz