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From: baron@transys.UUCP (Joe Portman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Elephants, Mice
Message-ID: <179@transys.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 14:35:38 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 25 14:35:38 1986
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Organization: TransSystems Inc. Bellevue, WA
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Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?

A: So they can jump into trees and rape mice.



Q: What is the most fearsome sound in the world to a mouse?

A: BOING,BOING!!!
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