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From: greg@utcsri.UUCP (Gregory Smith)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Herve Villechaise jokes
Message-ID: <2421@utcsri.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 28-Mar-86 17:56:56 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 28 17:56:56 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 28-Mar-86 18:22:07 EST
References: <1246@oddjob.UUCP> <135@sally.UUCP>
Reply-To: greg@utcsri.UUCP (Gregory Smith)
Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto
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Summary: 

<< First this message from our flamer. jokes later >>
In article <135@sally.UUCP> jcw@sally.UUCP writes:
>In article <1246@oddjob.UUCP> matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford) writes:
>>Said the DJ on a nationwide syndicated radio program last weekend:
>>
>>	"... one of those voices with a uniqueness all its own".
>
>And what is wrong with this sentence.  Are YOUR language skills decaying?!?
>"its" refers to "one"!  Go back to high school and learn something this time!!

Look again, jcw. ONE OF THOSE? UNIQUE? lots of UNIQUE voices...? Actually,
there can be lots of unique voices, I suppose, so that's not wrong, just a bit
weird.
Look yet again. A uniqueness ALL ITS OWN, as opposed to a shared, or
non-unique uniqueness, right?  Syntax isn't everything... Computer people
should know that, they should also realize it too.
In answer to "And what is wrong with this sentence.":
	(1) It starts with 'and'.
	(2) It is a question without a question mark.

Jokes:
	Q: What does Herve Villechaise dislike about dancing cheek-to-cheek?
	A: When she farts.

	Q: What is HV's favourite pastime?
	A: Practicing Slam-Dunks in the wastepaper basket.

	Q: What is Rourke's favourite pastime?
	A: Slam-Dunking Herve.

	Q: What position does HV play on the Fantasy Island football team?
	A: The ball.

	Q: What is HV's favourite sexual position?
	A: 64.5

HV's card:

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|						|
|	     FANTASY       ISLAND		|
|		     Tatoo			|
|						|
|	     Official Inspector of		|
|	     Women's Undergarments		|
|						|
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Sorry...
-- 
"If you aren't making any mistakes, you aren't doing anything".
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Greg Smith     University of Toronto      UUCP: ..utzoo!utcsri!greg