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From: mpl@hlwpg.UUCP (M.P. Lindner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: List of "Comedic Curses" from net postings
Message-ID: <288@hlwpg.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Mar-86 19:12:13 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 27 19:12:13 1986
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> I posted an article to net.jokes a while ago asking for "Comedic Curses"
> similar to the ones used by Johnny Carson in his "Carnac" routine. 
> The following is a list of the reply mail and postings I received.  Enjoy.
> 
> >From: al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz)
> "May a misguided platypus lay its eggs in your jockey shorts"

Some friends and myself made up a couple of pseudo-irish "blessings."
My friends made up the ones you don't like.

May the road rise to meet your face.

May you be dead half an hour before the devil finds you.

%)  Mike L.

NOTE: this smiley means "poster likes picasso"