Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!glacier!oliveb!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!tikal!sigma!bill From: bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke (yes more!) Message-ID: <675@sigma.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 19:56:18 EST Article-I.D.: sigma.675 Posted: Wed Mar 26 19:56:18 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 29-Mar-86 19:12:30 EST References: <4335@dartvax.UUCP> Reply-To: bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan) Distribution: na Lines: 21 In article <4335@dartvax.UUCP> e65138@dartvax.UUCP (Paula Brittingham) writes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up... >>>>>>>> and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, >>>>>> we won't keep going in circles. >>>>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>>>I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up. >>>if this posting gets larger it won't be normal anymore. >>Well, at least it hasn't been transformed into a modem joke. >But it is a radian of the linoleum joke... I don't know.. that sounds like a hyperbolic statement to me!