Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 4/15/85; site geops.geops.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!hplabs!tektronix!uw-beaver!uw-june!geops!charles From: charles@geops.UUCP (Bad Charles) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Offensive Jokes, Part 1, rot13 Message-ID: <223@geops.geops.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 11:18:37 EST Article-I.D.: geops.223 Posted: Tue Mar 18 11:18:37 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 30-Mar-86 07:32:50 EST Organization: Geophysics, U of W, Seattle Lines: 978 D: Jul ner pbjoblf' yvcf oebja? N: "Ybbxva' sbe ybir va nyy gur jebat cynprf ... ..." D: Ubj qb lbh pvephzpvmr n junyr? N: Jvgu sbhe fxva-qviref. D: Jung qb lbh pnyy 500 Vaqvna jbzra jvgu ab avccyrf??? N: Gur Vaqvna-Avccyrff-500. D: Jung qb wncnarfr crbcyr qb jura gurl unir na rerpgvba? N: Gurl ibgr. Bar qnl Qvegl Wbuaal'f pynff jnf univat n fcryyvat dhvm. Gur grnpure jnf nffvtavat rnpu fghqrag n yrggre naq nfxvat uvz be ure gb guvax bs naq gura fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu gung yrggre. Jura vg pnzr gb Qvegl Wbuaal'f ghea gur grnpure jnf jbeevrq. "Uzz, V'q orggre or pnershy. Ur'f fher gb svaq n onq jbeq vs ur pna. Yrg'f frr. "N"--ab, gurer'f "nffubyr." "O"--ab, "onfgneq" be "ovgpu." "P"--hu-hu, fbzr ernyyl *anfgl* jbeqf ortvaavat jvgu "p." "Q" vf "qnza." "R"--"r"--jbaqreshy, V pna'g guvax bs nal qvegl jbeqf ortvaavat jvgu "r!" Fb gur grnpure nfxrq Qvegl Wbuaal gb fcryy n jbeq ortvaavat jvgu gur yrggre "r." Qvegl Wbuaal jevaxyrq hc uvf oebj naq ortna guvaxvat ernyyl uneq. Gur grnpure pbhyq frr ur jnf gelvat uvf orfg gb pbzr hc jvgu fbzrguvat svygul. Svanyyl Qvegl Wbuaal oevtugrarq. "Rys," ur fnvq. "R-Y-S." Gur grnpure jnf onssyrq. "Rys!!??" "Lrnu, rys," fnvq Wbuaal. "Lbh xabj, yvggyr zbgureshpxref 'obhg fb uvtu?" D. Jungf jbefr guna n pneqobneq obk? N. Cncre Gvgf Uhtr jurry bs anpub purrfr ylvat ba gur fvqrjnyx, jvgu ab bar arne vg! ...V xarj jung xvaq bs purrfr vg jnf orpnhfr, jura V cvpxrq vg hc naq fgnegrq gnxvat vg njnl, fbzrbar ena gbjneqf zr naq lryyrq, "Url, zna, gung'f anpub purrfr!" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ohzcre Fgvpxref: Ahxr Tnl Junyrf sbe Wrfhf AHXR GUR TNL OYNPX SRZNYR ONOL JUNYRF SBE WRFHF... ...va Wnar Sbaqn'f onpx lneq orsber gurl ner obea naq trg gb cenl va fpubby naq tb gb svtug va Ry Fnyinqbe. Guvax Ubax Vs Lbh'er Gryrcnguvp V Sbhaq Vg, naq Abj Zl Svatre Fgvaxf ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bar qnl, n arj grnpure jnf nffvtarq gb Qvegl Wbuaal'f pynff. "Uryyb pynff", fur fnvq. "Zl anzr vf Zvff Cehffl, naq V'z tbvat gb or lbhe arj grnpure." Xabjvat Qvegl Wbuaal'f erchgngvba, fur rynobengrq, "Abj gung'f *Cehffl*, jvgu na 'e', naq V'z fher nyy bs lbh pna erzrzore gb cebabhapr vg pbeerpgyl." Fubegyl, gur pynff jrag bhg sbe erprff. Jura gurl erghearq, gur grnpure nfxrq, "Wbuaal, pna lbh gryy gur pynff zl anzr?" Wbuaal gubhtug naq gubhtug. Svanyyl, uvf snpr oevtugrarq. "Lrnu, V erzrzore abj", ur fnvq. "Vg'f Zvff Pehag." D: Jung'f gur ynfg guvat gb tb guebhtu n oht'f zvaq nf vg uvgf lbhe jvaqfuvryq? N: Vg'f nff. Gurfr guerr thlf, na Vevfuzna, n Wrj, naq n Terrx, nyy qvrq ng gur fnzr gvzr naq jrag hc gb urnira. Gurl jrer fgnaqvat bhgfvqr gur Crneyl Tngrf, jnvgvat va yvar, jura Fg. Crgre pnzr bhg gb gnyx gb gurz. "Thlf, V ungr gb fnl guvf, ohg lbh unir nyy orra n ovg gb anhtugl qhevat lbhe yvirf. V'z nsenvq V pna'g yrg lbh va." "Ohg, gung pna'g or. Jr jrera'g gung onq," cebgrfgrq gur Vevfuzna. "V'yy gryy lbh jung. Yrg hf tb onpx gb Rnegu, naq vs jr pna rnpu erfvfg gur fva juvpu jr jrer zbfg thvygl bs, jr trg vagb urnira." "Nyevtug," nterrq Crgre, "Ohg ng gur svefg fvta bs jnirevat va nal bs lbh, cbbs! Fgenvtug gb uryy." Gur guerr gura ernccrnerq ba Rnegu. Gurl frg bss, qvfphffvat ubj gurl jrer tbvat gb or tbbq na iveghbhf naq nyy gung. Gurl cerfragyl cnffrq n one. Gur Vevfuzna, sbetrggvat nyy nobhg uvf erfbyhgvba, jnf qenja va ol gur fzryy bs yvdhbe naq cebzcgyl inavfurq va n chss bs fzbxr. Gur bgure gjb, fborerq ol guvf unccravat, jnyxrq ba. Gurl cerfragyl pnzr hcba n $10 ovyy va gur ebnq. Gur Wrj, sbetrggvat nyy nobhg uvf erfbyhgvba, orag bire gb cvpx vg hc, naq gur Terrx inavfurq va n chss bs fzbxr... Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n jvsr naq n wbo? Nsgre gra lrnef gur wbo fgvyy fhpxf. Nf gur guerr jvfr zra nccebnpurq gur znatre gb cerfrag gurve tvsgf, bar bs gurz gevccrq, fghoorq uvf gbr, naq rkpynvzrq, "Wrfhf Puevfg!!". Znel ybbxrq bire gb Wbfrcu naq fnvq, "Bu, Wbrfrcu! V yvxr gung fb zhpu orggre guna Veivat Fujnegm!" D. Jul ner Uryra Xryyre'f yrtf lryybj? N. Ure qbt vf oyvaq, gbb. D. Jung'f juvgr naq unf qvegl xarrf? N. N urnq ahefr. D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n juber jvgu n pbzchgre? N. N shpxvat xabj-vg-nyy. D. Ubj qb Cbyynpxf unir beny frk? N. Gurl fvg arkg gb rnpu bgure naq fnl "shpx lbh". D. Jul qvq tbq vairag tragvyrf? N. Fbzrobql unq gb ohl ergnvy. D. Ubj qvq gur cbyvfu alzcubznavnp puvc ure gbbgu? N. Ba ure ivoengbe. D. Jul qbrf Uryra Xryyre jrne gvtug cnagf? N. Fb crbcyr pna ernq ure yvcf. D. Jul qvq Tbq tvir jbzra intvanf? N. Fb zra jbhyq gnyx gb gurz. Wrjvfu Nzrevpna Cevaprff (WNC) Wbxrf: D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n WNC jvgu n cebfgvghgr? N. Fbzrbar jub fhpxf lbhe Nzrevpna Rkcerff pneq. D. Jung'f n WNC'f qrsvavgvba bs sbercynl? N. Sbhe ubhef bs orttvat. D. Jung'f gur qrsvavgvba bs Wrjvfu xvaxl frk? N. Fur zbirf. D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n WNC jvgu n pbzchgre? N. N znpuvar gung arire tbrf qbja. D. Jul qb WNCf yvxr gurve zra pvephzfvmrq? N. Gurl yvxr nalguvat gung'f 20 creprag bss. D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n WNC naq n objy bs wryyb? N. Gur wryyb dhviref jura lbh rng vg. D. Ubj qb lbh gvpxyr n WNC? N. Thppv, Thppv, Thppv. D. Ubj qbrf n WNC qb vg qbttvr fglyr? N. Ure ybire fvgf hc naq ortf juvyr fur ebyyf bire naq cynlf qrnq. D. Jung'f n WNC'f snibevgr cbfvgvba? N. Snpvat Oybbzvatqnyrf. 3 ahaf jrer jnyxvat qbja gur fgerrg. Nyy bs n fhqqra n synfure whzcrq va sebag bs gurz naq bcrarq uvf gerapu pbng gb erirny nyy. Gur svefg aha unq n fgebxr... gur frpbaq aha unq n fgebxr... ohg gur guveq aha jbhyqa'g gbhpu vg!!! D: Jung qb pbaterffzra hfr nf n obbxznex? N. Gurl qba'g. Gurl whfg nfx gur cntr gb oraq bire. Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur cntr gung jnf obea va Vqnub ohg ernerq va Jnfuvatgba? Gjb shmml terra nyvraf unq ynaqrq ba rnegu naq jrer ybbxvat sbe vagryyvtrag yvsr. Vg qvqa'g gnxr ybat sbe gurz gb eha npebff n tnf fgngvba (pybfrq, bs pbhefr). Gur svefg nyvra cbvagf gb n tnf chzc naq fnlf gb gur frpbaq, "V'z tbvat gb nfx uvz gb gnxr hf gb uvf yrnqre." Gur frpbaq ercyvrf, "V qba'g xabj vs lbh fubhyq obgure uvz. Ur ybbxf cerggl gbhtu." Rira fb, gur svefg nyvra tbrf hc gb gur tnf chzc naq fnlf, "Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre." (fvyrapr) "Url lbh! Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre!" (fvyrapr) Fb ur chyyf bhg uvf gehfgl enl tha naq fnlf, "Gnxr zr gb lbhe yrnqre be V'yy mnc lbh!" Ng guvf cbvag, gur frpbaq nyvra fnlf, "V ernyyl guvax lbh fubhyq yrnir uvz nybar. Ur ybbxf cerggl gbhtu gb zr." Gur tnf chzc znxrf ab ercyl. Fb gur svefg nyvra chgf n obyg fdhner vagb gur zvqqyr bs gur tnf chzc, juvpu cebzcgyl rkcybqrf va n thfure bs synzr naq guebjf gur nyvraf npebff gur fgerrg. Nf gurl ner cvpxvat gurzfryirf hc, gur svefg nyvra gheaf gb gur frpbaq naq fnlf, "Lbh jrer evtug. Ur jnf gbhtu. Ubj qvq lbh xabj?" "Nalbar jub pna jenc uvf cevpx nebhaq uvzfrys 3 gvzrf naq fgvpx vg va uvf rne vf abg tbvat gb or n chfubire." D. Jung qb lbh tvir na rvtugl-lrne-byq ynql sbe ure oveguqnl? N. Zvxvr - ur'yy rng nalguvat. D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh qebc n obzo ba lbhe xvgpura sybbe? N. Yvabyrhz Oybjancneg. Fvta sbe Cynaarq Cneragubbq Nffbpvngvba va Frnggyr: ______________________ | Cynaarq Cneragubbq | | | | (ragenapr va erne) | | | ---------------------- Gurer jnf guvf snttbgg jub jnyxrq vagb n one va Grknf naq beqrerq n orre. Gur onegraqre fnvq "Jr qbag freir lbhe xvaq urer, trg gur uryy bhg bs urer". Gur snttbgg ercyvrq, "cyrnffr zvffgher V nz irel guhefgnl." Gur onegraqre, srryvat fbzrjung fbeel sbe uvz fnvq, "bx whfg bar orre gura lbh zhfg yrnir guvf cynpr." Gur snttbgg gbbx uvf orre naq jrag bire gb gur pbeare bs gur one gb qevax vg. N yvggyr juvyr yngre n ovt zrna pbjobl jnyxrq va naq hc gb gur one ur jrag. Ur fynzzrq uvf svfg ba gur one naq ubyyrerq " V nz fb qnza guvefgl V pbhyq yvpx gur fjrng bss gur onyyf bs n ohyy !!!!" Sebz bhg bs gur pbeare bs gur one pnzr onpx "ZBB ZBB OHPXNEBBBB" Rirelbar xabjf jung NVQF zrnaf. Qb lbh xabj jung TNL zrnaf? 'Tbg Nvqf Lrg?' N pbhcyr bs qrfpevcgvbaf nccyvpnoyr gb sng jbzra gung V cvpxrq hc sebz n sevraq. Cebonoyl nccyvpnoyr gb sng zra gbb.... (1) Jura fur unhyf nff, fur gnxrf gjb be guerr gevcf. (2) Fur qbrfa'g unir zrnfherzragf,.... fur'f tbg gvzr mbarf. D. Jul qb ynql cnengebbcref jrne wbpx fgencf?? N. Fb gurl qba'g juvfgyr ba gur jnl qbja!!!!! Gurl syhkrq nyy avtug, gevrq inevbhf pbaarpgvbaf naq fbpxrgf hagvy uvf one zntarg unq ybfg nyy vgf svryq fgeratgu. Nsgrejneqf Zvyyvr gevrq frys-vaqhpgnapr naq qnzntrq ure fbyrabvq. Jvgu uvf onggrel shyyl qvfpunetrq, Zvpeb Snenq jnf hanoyr gb rkpvgr uvf genafsbezre, fb gurl raqrq hc erirefvat cbynevgl naq oybjvat rnpu bgure'f shfrf. Bar qnl Dhrra Ryvmnorgu naq Qvnan, Cevaprff bs Jnyrf, jrer evqvat va gur eblny yvzbhfvar jura gurl jrer phg-bss ol n eboore naq unq gb chyy bire gb gur fvqr bs gur ebnq. Gur eboore jnirq uvf tha ng gur onpx jvaqbj, vaqvpngvat gb gur Dhrra gb ebyy gur jvaqbj qbja. Gur Dhrra fjvsgyl pbzcyvrq, hcba juvpu gur Dhrra nfxrq, "Jung qb lbh jnag?" "V jnag lbhe gvnen," gur sryba tehssyl ercyvrq. "V nz fbeel, ohg V qvq abg jrne zl gvnen gbqnl." Gur guvrs, hcba erprvivat guvf vasbezngvba, ghearq gbjneqf Qvnan. "Url lbh - V jnag lbhe ehol evat." Qvnan uryq hc ure unaq naq fnvq, "Jung n pbvapvqrapr, ohg V gbb qvq abg jrne zl evat gbqnl." Gur gujnegrq guvrs phffrq naq zbgvbarq gung gurl nyy trg bhg bs gur Oragyrl. Gurl qvq naq gur eboore tbg va gur pne naq qebir bss. Jura gur Dhrra naq Ynql Qvnan erghearq gb Jvaqfbe pnfgyr, gurl naq gur punhssrhe jrag gb frr gur Dhrra Zbgure gb ercbeg gurve beqrny. Nsgre gur Dhrra Zbgure erprvirq na nppbhag bs gur eboorel fur ghearq gb Dhrra Ryvmnorgu naq nfxrq, "V gubhtug gung lbh jber lbhe gvnen gbqnl?" "Ohg V qvq. Jura V fnj gur eboore chyy hf bire, V uvq gur gvnen va zl cevingr cynpr." Gur Dhrra Zbgure ghearq gbjneqf Qvnan naq fnvq, "Naq lbh - V gubhtug lbh jber lbhe evat gbqnl?" "V qvq, ohg yvxr Zbzfvr, V uvq gur evat va zl cevingr cynpr." Ng guvf cbvag gur punhssrhe vagrewrpgrq, "Vg n funzr Zn'nz gung Cevaprff Znetnerg jnfa'g jv' hf. Jr pbhyq unir fnirq gur Oragyrl!" D. Jul Qvqa'g Wrfhf tb gb pbyyrtr? N. Orpnhfr ur tbg anvyrq ba gur obneqf. D: Jung qbrf vg gnxr gb znxr n qrnq onol sybng? N: Bar fpbbc bs vpr pernz naq bar fpbbc bs qrnq onol! D. Jul qba'g yrcref fphon qvir? N. Orpnhfr gurl snyy ncneg haqre cerffher! Erpragyl gurer jnf na vagrerfgvat fgbel va gur Bertbavna. Vg frrzf gung na ryqreyl ynql xvffrq ure crg oveq naq pnhtug n pnfr bs puvecrrf. Lbh xabj jung gung vf, qba'g lbh? Vg'f n pnanevny qvfrnfr sbe juvpu gurer vf ab gjrrgzrag. D. Jung ner guerr guvatf n oynpx zna pna'g trg? N. N oynpx rlr, n sng yvc naq n wbo. D. Jung'f ybat, oynpx naq fuhssyrf? N. Gur harzcyblzrag yvar. Sbhe Tnlf jrer fvggvat va n juveycbby ongu naq fbzr juvgr fghss sybngrq gb gur fhesnpr. Bar bs gurz cebpynvzrq,"Nyevtug, jub snegrq?" Qvq lbh xabj gurer vf n pher sbe urecrf abj? NVQF. Gjb zvqtrgf jnyxrq hc gb n pbairag naq xabpxrq ng gur sebag tngr naq nfxrq sbe gur zbgure fhcrevbe. Bar bs gurz nfxrq vs gurer jnf n zvqtrg aha ng gur pbaireg. Jura gur zbgure fhcrevbe fnvq ab gur svefg zvqtrg fznpxrq gur bgure naq fnvq,"V gbyq lbh gung lbh jrer shpxvat n crathva." Bapr hcba n Fngheqnl riravat gurer jnf n snezre jvgu guerr qnhtugref, nyy bs jubz jrer rkcrpgvat qngrf sbe gur riravat. Ng 7c.z. pnzr n xabpx ng gur qbbe. Gur snezre bcrarq vg gb frr n lbhat zna jub fnvq: "Zl anzr vf Ynapr, V'z urer sbe Anapr. Jr'er tbvat gb n qnapr. Vf fur ernql crepunapr?" Anapr pnzr qbja gur fgnvef naq bhg gurl jrag. Ng 8 c.z. n xabpx jnf urneq ng gur qbbe. Gur snezre bcrarq gur qbbe gb n qvssrerag lbhat zna jub fnvq: "Zl anzr vf Wbr, V'z urer sbe Sybr. Jr'er tbvat gb n fubj. Vf fur ernql gb tb? Gur snezre pnyyrq Sybr gb gur qbbe naq njnl fur jrag. Ng 9 c.z. nabgure xabpx jnf urneq ng gur qbbe, naq gur snezre bcrarq gur qbbe gb lrg nabgure lbhat zna jub fnvq: "Zl anzr vf Puhpx..." Gur snezre fubg uvz. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n yrcre va n jvaq ghaary? N. N fxryrgba. Ohzcre fgvpxre: TB AHXRF!!! N yvggyr ahxvr arire uheg nalbar. D. Ubj pna lbh gryy n znpub yrfovna? N. Fur ebyyf ure bja gnzcbaf. D. Ubj pna lbh gryy n znpub yrfovna? N. Fur xvpx fgnegf ure ivoengbe. Fnagn pbzrf (hz, fyvqrf. Ab frk lrg.) qbja gur puvzarl bs guvf ubhfr, naq jura ur trgf gb gur obggbz, gurer'f n ahovyr 16-lrne-byq tvey jnvgvat sbe uvz. Nyjnlf cbvfrq, Fnagn fnlf gb ure, "Naq jung qb lbh jnag sbe Puevfgznf, yvggyr tvey?" Fur fgnegf gb gnxr bss ure ebor naq fnlf, "V jnag lbh gb fgnl urer naq shpx zr, Fnagn Pynhf." Fnagn fjnyybjf uneq naq fnlf, "Ub ub ub, tbggn tb. Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Fur gnxrf bss ure ebor naq haohggbaf ure avtugtbja, naq fnlf, "Chyrrmr fgnl Fnagn Pynhf," gb juvpu ur ntnva ercyvrf "Ub ub ub, tbggn tb. Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Gur tvey unf ure avtugtbja bss naq vf fgnegvat gb fyvqr ure cnagvrf qbja ure yrtf, naq fnlf, "Chhhyyrrrrmrr fgnl Fnagn Pynhf." Ol abj, Fnagn vf jbexvat hc n urnil fjrng naq ur fnlf "Ub ub ub, tbggn tb. Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Svanyyl gur tvey vf pbzcyrgryl anxrq, naq fur'f ghffyvat Fnagn'f orneq. "Chyrrmr fgnl Fnagn," fur fnlf. Fnagn ercyvrf, "Url url url, tbggn fgnl. Pna'g trg hc gur puvzarl jvgu zl qvpx guvf jnl." PREGVSVPNGVBA GRFG SBE FRAVBE TRARENYVFGF VAFGEHPGVBAF: Ernq rnpu dhrfgvba pnershyyl. Nafjre nyy dhrfgvbaf. Gvzr yvzvg 4 ubhef. Ortva vzzrqvngryl. Jbex va zhzrevpny beqre (rdhvczrag erznvavat sebz Dhrfgvba Ab. 1 znl cebir hfrshy jvgu Dhrfgvbaf 3 naq 6). ZRQVPVAR Lbh unir orra cebivqrq jvgu n enmbe oynqr, n cvrpr bs tnhmr, naq n obggyr bs Fpbgpu. Erzbir lbhe nccraqvk. Qb abg fhgher hagvy lbhe jbex unf orra vafcrpgrq. (Lbh unir 15 zvahgrf.) Vs gur rknzvare nccebirf lbh jbex, pbzcyrgr gur urnygu vafhenapr sbezf arprffnel gb erprvir ervzohefrzrag sbe gur bcrengvba; vs lbhe jbex qbrf abg cnff vafcrpgvba, pbzcyrgr cncrejbex arprffnel gb svyr n znycenpgvpr fhvg. (10 zvahgrf) ZNANTRZRAG FPVRAPR Qrsvar znantrzrag. Qrsvar fpvrapr. Ubj qb gurl eryngr? Perngr n trarenyvmrq nytbevguz gb bcgvzvmr nyy znantrevny qrpvfvbaf. Nffhzvat n 7600X PCH fhccbegvat 50 grezvanyf, rnpu grezvany gb npgvingr lbhe nytbevguz, qrfvta gur pbzzhavpngvbaf vagresnpr naq nyy arprffnel pbageby cebtenzf. RCVFGBZBYBTL Gnxr n cbfvgvba sbe be ntnvafg gehgu. Cebir gur inyvqvgl bs lbhe cbfvgvba. ZBQREA CULFVPF Cebqhpr ryrzrag 107. Qrgrezvar vgf unys-yvsr. NEG Rkcynva gur Zban Yvfn'f fzvyr. WHEVF CEHQRAPR Va Cneg 2 bs Funxrfcrner'f Urael IV'', Wnpx Pnqr, gur yrnqre bs n cbchyvfg eribyg, cebcbfrf gung gur svefg beqre bs ohfvarff sbyyjvat gur fhpprffshy frvmher bs cbjre pbhyq or gb xvyy nyy gur ynjlref.'' Va yvtug bs gur cerfrag cbchyvfg zbbq va gur Havgrq Fgngrf, nffrff gur hgvyvgl naq cbgragvny vzcnpg bs fhpu n cbyvpl gbqnl. UVFGBEL Qrfpevor gur uvfgbel bs gur cncnpl sebz vgf bevtvaf gb gur cerfrag qnl, pbapragengvat rfcrpvnyyl, ohg abg rkpyhfviryl, ba vgf fbpvny, cbyvgvpny, rpbabzvp, eryvtvbhf naq cuvyvfbcuvpny vzcnpg hcba Rhebcr, Nfvn, Nsevpn, naq gur Nzrevpnf. Or oevrs, pbapvfr naq fcrpvsvp. CHOYVP FCRNXVAT Fbzr 2,500 evbg-penmrq nobevtvarf ner fgbezvat gur pynffebbz. Pnyz gurz. Lbh znl hfr nal napvrag ynathntr rkprcg Yngva be Terrx. Lbhe cresbeznapr jvyy or ivqrbgncrq. OVBYBTL Perngr yvsr. Rfgvzngr gur qvssreraprf va fhofrdhrag uhzna phygher vs guvf sbez bs yvsr unq qrirybcrq 500 zvyyvba lrnef rneyvre, tvivat fcrpvny nggragvba gb vgf cebonoyr rssrpg ba gur Ratyvfu cneyvnzragnel flfgrz. Cebir lbhe gurfvf. ZHFVP Jevgr n cvnab pbapregb. Bepurfgengr naq cresbez vg jvgu syhgr naq ivbyva. Lbh jvyy svaq n cvnab haqre lbhe frng. Va gur vagrerfg bs gvzr, lbh znl bzvg gur pbqn. CFLPUBYBTL Onfrq ba lbhe xabjyrqtr bs gurve jbexf, rinyhngr gur rzbgvbany fgnovyvgl, qrterr bs nqwhfgzrag, naq ercerffrq sehfgengvbaf bs rnpu bs gur sbyybjvat: Zbfrf, Nyrknaqre bs Ncuebqvfynf, Enzrfrf VV, Tertbel bs Alffn, Unzzhenov, Serhq, Uvgyre, Vqv Nzva, Evpuneq Avkba. Fhccbeg lbhe rinyhngvba jvgu dhbgngvbaf sebz rnpu zna'f jbex, znxvat nccebcevngr ersreraprf. Vg vf abg arprffnel gb genafyngr. FBPVBYBTL Rfgvzngr gur fbpvbybtvpny ceboyrzf gung zvtug nppbzcnal gur raq bs gur jbeyq. Pbafgehpg na rkcrevzrag gb grfg lbhe gurbel. Hfr punegf vs nccebcbevngr. CBYVGVPNY FPVRAPR Gurer vf n erq gryrcubar ba gur qrfx orfvqr lbh. Fgneg Jbeyq Jne VVV. Ercbeg ng yratgu ba vgf fbpvb-cbyvgvpny rssrpgf, vs nal RATVARREVAT Gur qvfnffrzoyrq cnegf bs n uvtu-cbjrerq evsyr unir orra cynprq ba lbhe qrfx. Lbh jvyy svaq na vafgehpgvba znahny cevagrq va Fjnuvyv. Va 10 zvahgrf, n uhatel Oratny gvtre jvyy or nqzvggrq gb gur ebbz. Gnxr jungrire npgvba lbh srry vf nccebcevngr. Or cercnerq gb whfgvsl lbhe qrpvfvba. RPBABZVPF Qrirybc n ernyvfgvp cyna sbe ersvanapvat gur angvbany qrog. Genpr gur cbffoyr rssrpgf bs lbhe cyna va gur sbyybjvat nernf: phovfz, gur Qbangvfg pbagebirefl, gur jnir gurbel bs yvtug, gur nhgbzbovyr vaqhfgel. Bhgyvar n zrgubq sbe ceriragvat gurfr rssrpgf. Pevgvpvmr guvf zrgubq sebz nyy cbffvoyr cbvagf bs ivrj, nf qrzbafgengrq va lbhe nafjre gb gur ynfg dhrfgvba. CULFVPF Rkcynva gur angher bs znggre. Vapyhqr va lbhe nafjre na rinyhngvba bs gur vzcnpg bs gur qrirybczrag bs zngurzngvpf ba fpvrapr. ZNGURZNGVPF Vs k rdhnyf cv gvzrf e fdhnerq, pbafgehpg n sbezhyn fubjvat ubj ybat vg jbhyq gnxr n sver nag gb qevyy n ubyr guebhtu n qvyy cvpxyr, vs gur yratgu-tvegu engvb bs gur nag gb gur cvpxyr jrer 98.17:1. CUVYBFBCUL Fxrgpu gur qrirybczrag bs uhzna gubhtug, naq rfgvzngr vgf fvtavsvpnapr. Pbzcner jvgu gur qrirybczrag bs nal bgure xvaqf bs gubhtug. TRARENY XABJYRQTR Qrfpevor va qrgnvy. Or bowrpgvir naq fcrpvsvp. Nooerivngvbaf ner crezvggrq. Lbh jvyy or tenqrq sbe chpghngvba naq tenzzne. D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur ubbxre va gur yrcre pbybal? N: Fur yrsg orpnhfr ohfvarff jnf snyyvat bss. Qb lbh guvax orfgvnyvgl jvgu ercgvyrf pbhyq trg lbh Tngbenvqf? 1. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n jbzna naq n gbvyrg frng? N gbvyrg frng qbrfa'g sbyybj lbh nebhaq nsgre lbh'ir hfrq vg. 2. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n zna naq gur jrrxraq? Gur jrrxraq arire pbzrf gbb fbba. Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur zretre bs krebk naq jheyvgmre? Gur arj pbzcnal jvyy znxr ercebqhpgvir betnaf. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra xvaxl naq creiregrq? Xvaxl vf jura lbh gvpxyr lbhe ybire'f nff jvgu n srngure. Creiregrq vf jura lbh hfr gur jubyr puvpxra. D. Jung vf juvgr, unf bar fvqr naq fjvzf va gur bprna? N. Zbovhf Qvpx Gur zna jrag gb uvf qbpgbe sbe n purpxhc. Nsgre gur grfgf, gur qbpgbe pnyyrq gur cngvrag va sbe gur erfhygf. QBPGBE: Jryy, V unir fbzr onq arjf naq fbzr tbbq arjf. Gur onq arjf vf gung lbhe obql vf jenpxrq jvgu pnapre naq lbh'yy or qrnq va n zbagu. CNGVRAG: Bu zl Tbq! Ubj pbhyq nalguvat or tbbq nsgre gung! QBPGBE: Jryy, abj sbe gur tbbq arjf. Frr gung snagnfgvp-ybbxvat ahefr bire gurer? V'z shpxvat ure. Trbetr jnf abg n unccl zna. Ur unq orra rzormmyvat zbarl sebz uvf pbzcnal, naq uvf obff unq pnhtug uvz naq sverq uvz ba gur fcbg. Ur jbhyq unir gb cnl onpx gur zbarl, naq jbhyq cebonoyl tb gb wnvy naljnl. Uvf obff, orvat gur nffubyr gung uvf jnf, pnyyrq Trbetr'f jvsr vzzrqvngryl, naq fur unq nyernql yrsg uvz ol gur gvzr Trbetr tbg ubzr. Vg jnf orpnhfr bs nyy bs guvf gung ur qrpvqrq gb whzc bss bs gur ybpny oevqtr. Nf ur jnf cercnevat gb whzc, naq byq ynql unccrarq nybat. "Jung ner lbh qbvat, fbaal? Lbh'er lbhat naq lbh unir fb zhpu gb yvir sbe." "Ab, V qba'g," naq ur gbyq ure gur fnq gnyr. Fur gubhtug nobhg vg n juvyr naq fnvq, "jryy, V'yy gryy lbh jung, fbaal. V'z npghnyyl n jvgpu, naq V pna znxr rirelguvat bxnl sbe lbh. Cbbs! Gur zbarl vf onpx. Cbbs! Lbhe obff vfa'g znq nal zber. Cbbs! Lbhe jvsr pnzr onpx." Trbetr jnf ernyyl unccl naq gunaxrq ure naq jnf nobhg gb yrnir. "Gurer'f whfg bar guvat," fur fnvq. "Lbh unir gb gnxr zr gb n zbgry naq unir frk jvgu zr." Trbetr gubhtug ur jnf tbvat gb ibzvg, fur jnf fb byq naq htyl. Ohg, ur qrpvqrq, sbe whfg n srj ubhef bs uryy, uvf yvsr jbhyq or tbbq ntnva. Fb, ur gbbx ure gb gur zbgry naq fperjrq ure. Ur jnf srryvat cerggl unccl nobhg guvatf orvat onpx gb abezny jvgu uvf yvsr. "Fbaal," fur fnvq nf fur jnf chggvat onpx ba ure pybgurf, "ubj byq ner lbh?" "Guvegl-sbhe," ur nafjrerq. "Jul?" "Nera'g lbh n yvggyr gbb byq gb oryvrir va jvgpurf?" -- D: Jul unira'g gurl sbhaq n pher sbe NVQF lrg? N: Gurl unira'g sbhaq n jnl gb ohgg shpx gur zvpr. Gurfr gjb jbzra jrer qvfphffvat gurve uhfonaqf, naq gur fhowrpg bs sybjref pnzr hc... Zvyqerq: Lbh xabj, V guvax zl uhfonaq vf whfg jbaqreshyyl ebznagvp. Rirel fb bsgra, ur oevatf zr sybjref. Lbh xabj, whfg bhg bs gur oyhr ur'yy oevat zr n qbmra ebfrf. V guvax gung vf whfg FB ebznagvp naq fjrrg bs uvz. Ntarf: Jryy, V whfg ungr vg jura zl uhfonaq oevatf zr sybjref. Zvyqerq: Jul vf gung? Ntarf: Jryy, jura V frr Senax jnyxvat hc gb gur sebag qbbe jvgu n qbmra ebfrf haqre uvf nez, V whfg xabj gung V nz tbvat gb fcraq gur jubyr avtug ba zl onpx, jvgu zl yrtf ncneg naq zl srrg va gur nve. Zvyqerq: Jul, qba'g lbh unir n infr? D. Jung'f oynpx naq juvgr naq tybjf va gur qnex? N. N aha sebz Guerr Zvyr Vfynaq. D. Jung'f tenl? N. N zrygrq aha. D. Jung'f cvax? N. N zrygrq Fnagn Pynhf. D: Jul qb jbzra unir yrtf? N: Fb gurl jba'g yrnir fanvy genpxf. Znal unir rkcrevraprq gur pbashfvba bs genssvp nppvqragf naq unir unq gb fhzznevmr pbeerpgyl jung unccrarq va n srj jbeqf be yrff ba vafhenapr be nppvqrag sbezf. Gur sbyybjvat dhvgrf jrer gnxra sebz gubfr sbezf naq jrer riraghnyyl choyvfurq va gur Gbebagb Fha. Pbzvat ubzr, V qebir vagb gur jebat ubhfr naq pbyyvqrq jvgu n gerr V qb abg unir. Gur bgure pne pbyyvqrq jvgu zvar jvgubhg tvivat jneavat bs vgf vagragvbaf. V gubhtug zl jvaqbj jnf qbja, ohg V sbhaq bhg vg jnf hc jura V chg zl unaq guebhtu vg. V pbyyvqrq jvgu n fgngvbanel gehpx pbzvat gur bgure jnl. N gehpx onpxrq guebhtu zl jvaqfuvryq vagb zl jvsr'f snpr. N crqrfgevna uvg zr naq jrag haqre zl pne. Gur thl jnf nyy bire gur ebnq. V unq gb fjreir n ahzore bs gvzrf orsber V uvg uvz. V chyyrq njnl sebz gur fvqr bs gur ebnq, tynaprq ng zl zbgure- va-ynj, naq urnqrq bire gur rzonaxzrag. Va zl nggrzcg gb xvyy n syl, V qebir vagb n gryrcubar cbyr. V unq orra fubccvat sbe cynagf nyy qnl naq jnf ba zl jnl ubzr. Nf V ernpurq na vagrefrpgvba, n urqtr fcenat hc bofphevat zl ivfvba. V qvqa'g frr gur bgure pne. V unq orra qevivat sbe sbegl lrnef jura V sryy nfyrrc ng gur jurry naq unq na nppvqrag. V jnf ba zl jnl gb gur qbpgbef jvgu erne raq gebhoyr jura zl havirefny wbvag tnir jnl pnhfvat zr gb unir na nppvqrag. Nf V nccebnpurq gur vagrefrpgvba, n fgbc fvta fhqqrayl nccrnerq va n cynpr jurer ab fgbc fvtu unq rire nccrnerq orsber. V jnf hanoyr gb fgbc va gvzr gb nibvq gur nppvqrag. Gb nibvq uvggvat gur ohzcre bs gur pne va sebag, V fgehpx gur crqrfgevna. Zl pne jnf yrtnyyl cnexrq nf vg onpxrq vagb gur bgure iruvpyr. Na vaivfvoyr pne pnzr bhg bs abjurer, fgehpx zl iruvpyr, naq onavfurq. V gbyq gur cbyvpr gung V jnf abg vawherq; ohg erzbivat zl ung V sbhaq V unq n fxhyy senpgher. V jnf fher gur byq sryybj jbhyq arire znxr vg gb gur bgure fvqr bs gur ebnqjnl jura V fgehpx uvz. Gur crqrfgevna unq ab vqrn juvpu qverpgvba gb tb, fb V ena bire uvz. V fnj gur fybj-zbivat, fnq-snprq, byq tragyrzra nf ur obhaprq bss gur ubbq bs zl pne. Gur vaqverpg pnhfr bs guvf nppvqrag jnf n yvggyr thl va n fznyy pne jvgu n ovt zbhgu. V jnf guebja sebz zl pne nf vg yrsg gur ebnq. V jnf yngre sbhaq va n qvgpu ol fbzr fgenl pbjf. Gur gryrcubar cbyr jnf nccebnpuvat snfg. V nggrzcgrq gb fjreir bhg bs vgf cngu jura vg fgehpx zl sebag raq. V jnf hanoyr gb fgbc va gvzr naq zl pne penfurq vagb gur bgure iruvpyr. Gur qevire naq cnffratre gura yrsg vzzrqvngryl sbe n inpngvba jvgu vawhevrf. Gur shaavrfg wbxr bs nyy gvzr: Vg frrz gurer jnf guvf Vevfuzna anzrq Cngevpx ZpPnegl, naq, nf ur jnf cnffvat n ybpny unoreqnfurel, gur hetr fgehpx uvz gb ohl n arj pryyhybvq pbyyne. Hcba ragrevat gur unoreqnfurel ur jnf nznmrq gb svaq gung, oruvaq gur pbhagre fgbbq n tbevyyn. Nf ur jnf nobhg gb nfx gur tbevyyn sbe n pbyyne, nybat pnzr n Fpbgfzna pneelvat n tenaqsngure pybpx jub vanqiregragyl ahqtrq cbbe ZpPnegl, jub fghzoyrq onpxjneq vagb na bcra tenir. ZpPnegl, svaqvat uvzfrys cyhatrq vagb n cvg jurerva fng n cevrfg, n enoov, naq n oncgvfg zvavfgre pbhagvat bhg n ynetr cvyr bs zbarl, xarj ng bapr gung guvf jnf ab cynpr sbe n fba bs Rver naq, fubhgvat "ORTBEENU," gbbx bss yvxr n fubg naq ena nyy gur jnl ubzr. Hcba neevivat ng ubzr, ur ragrerq gur cneybe naq jnf zrg ol gur tevz fvtug bs uvf oebgure fgnaqvat arkg gb gur bcra pbssva bs gurve zbgure. "Jung'f gur zrnavat bs guvf?" Cngevpx pevrq. "Nu, zl cbbe Cngevpx," uvf oebgure fnvq, "V unir greevoyr arjf. Lbhe snibhevgr yvggyr xvggra ena bhg vagb gur fgerrg naq jnf eha qbja ol n fgrnz-ebyyre!" "Tbbq Ybeq zna!" Cngevpx fubhgrq, "Ubj pna lbh pbzr evtug bhg naq fnl fhpu na njshy guvat? Lbh zvtug unir yrffrarq gur fubpx n ovg ol svefg fnlvat 'Lbhe xvggra vf n yvggyr ovg vyy', be 'lbhe yvggyr xvggra uheg uvf cnj naq gura...'" Fhqqrayl gurer jnf n xabpx ba gur qbbe. Vg jnf n geniryyvat fnyrfzna jub fnvq, "Zl pne oebxr qbja naq V unir abjurer gb fyrrc gbavtug." "Snvgu," ZpPnegl rkpynvzrq, "lbh pna fyrrc hcfgnvef, ohg haqre ab pvephzfgnaprf zhfg lbh bcra gur qbbe ng gur raq bs gur unyy." Fb fnlvat, ZpPnegl gbbx uvz hcfgnvef, gb gur sebag orqebbz jurerva gurl sbhaq, frngrq nebhaq n gnoyr, n Serapuzna, na Ratyvfuzna, n Grkna, naq n Zrkvpna, naq ba gur orq jnf ZpPnegl'f sngure, tbvat ng vg yvxr tnatohfgref jvgu gur znvq. "Sngure!" ZpPnegl pevrq, "V pna uneqyl oryvrir guvf! Lbhe jvsr vf ylvat qrnq va bhe cneybe naq urer lbh ner..." Whfg gura gur Serapuzna whzcrq hc naq, fubhgvat "Ivir yr Senapr!" ur yrncrq bhg gur jvaqbj gb uvf qrngu. Gura gur Ratyvfuzna ebfr, chg uvf urnq bhg gur jvaqbj, naq fubhgrq, "Terra fvqr hc!" VV Ng guvf gur fnyrfzna gubhtug, "V'yy arire trg nal fyrrc urer! V'z tbvat gb tb frr jung'f oruvaq gur qbbe ng gur raq bs gur unyy!" Ur fyvccrq bhg naq urnqrq qbja gur qvzyl-yvg unyy, naq nf ur jrag shegure naq shegure, vg terj qnexre naq qnexre, hagvy ur svanyyl ernpurq gur raq bs gur unyy. Gurer, oneryl ivfvoyr va gur tybbz, jnf n uhtr, evirg-fghqqrq veba qbbe, uryq snfg ol guvpx ornzf, naq obygf gur fvmr bs lbhe nez, ornevat guvf fvta: QNATRE qb abg, haqre nal pvephzfgnaprf bcra guvf qbbe!! guvf zrnaf lbh! -gur ztg. "V'z abg fpnerq," gur fnyrfzna gubhtug nf ur guerj onpx gur obygf naq erzbirq gur ornzf. Gur qbbe pernxrq nf vg fjhat fybjyl bcra naq gur fnyrfzna oyvaxrq va gur oevtug yvtug nf ur tnmrq, njrfgehpx, ng gur fvtug orsber uvz ... n ebhaq ebbz shyy bs penml Cbynpxf! gur raq D: Ubj jbhyq lbh chg 4 tnlf bagb 1 onefgbby??? N: Ghea vg hcfvqr-qbja!!! V erpragyl unq nyy V pbhyq rng ng n Trezna-Puvarfr rguavp erfgnhenag. Unys na ubhe yngre V jnf uhatel sbe cbjre... D. Jul qbrf gur jvaq oybj sebz abegu gb fbhgu va Oevgvfu Pbyhzovn? N. Orpnhfr Jnfuvatgba fhpxf. D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy? N. Lbh pna bayl trg guerr svatref va n objyvat onyy. D. Jung'f gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n tvey sebz Frnggyr naq n objyvat onyy? N. Va na rzretrapl lbh jbhyq rng n objyvat onyy. D. Jul qb tveyf va Frnggyr jrne ghegyrarpxf? N. Gb uvqr gurve syrn pbyynef. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy 3 cvtf naq n genpgbe jvgu n qrnq onggrel va Jnfuvatgba? N. Gur fgngr snve. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n cerggl tvey va Frnggyr? N. N gbhevfg. D. Jul qb gur Frnggyr Znevaref cynl ba negvsvpvny ghes? N. Gb xrrc gur purreyrnqref sebz tenmvat. D. Jung qb lbh trg jura lbh pebff n tbevyyn jvgu n tvey sebz Frnggyr? N. Vg pna'g or qbar, gurer ner fbzr guvatf n tbevyyn whfg jba'g qb. D. Jung vf gur qvssrerapr orgjrra lbtheg naq Frnggyr? N. Lbtheg unf npgvir phygher. Vs lbhe gurfvf vf hggreyl inphbhf Rzcybl svefg-beqre cerqvpngr pnyphyhf Jvgu fhssvpvrag sbeznyvgl Gur furrerfg onanyvgl Jvyy or unvyrq ol nyy nf zvenphybhf Sbe gurfrf lbh srne vaqrsrafvoyr Ernpu sbe frznagvpf vagrafvbany Bire Zbagnthr tenzzne Lbhe pbzzvggrr jvyy fgnzzre Abg nqzvggvat vg'f vapbzcerurafvoyr Jura gurberzf iretr ba gur ulfgebavp Gurl'er zbfg yvxryl aba-zbabgbavp Tebff pbagenqvpgvbaf Ner erqhprq gb zrer svpgvbaf Naq qrqhpgvba vf fgrerbcubavp RYRPGEBAVP TENVAF Gur Irtrgnoyr Pbzchgre jnf vairagrq va 1842 ol Puneyrf Pno- ontr, ertneqrq ol znal nf gur sngure bs gur svryq. Pnoontr pnyyrq uvf pbzchgre gur Ntevphygheny Ratvar. Zbqrea irefvbaf pbafvfg bs ebfr naq ebfr bs vagrtengrq pneebgf pbaarpgrq gb n sybjre fhccyl ol n znvmr bs jverf. Vachg vf sebz crn fjvgpurf, lneq jrrqre naq gryy-ur'f-evcr. N unlfrrq ivar cevagre znl or hfrq gb trarengr uneq pbssrr, juvyr n irtrg- noyr qvfcynl havg fhccbegf vagrenpgvir pbzcbfgvat. Znva zrzbel pbafvfgf bs vagreyrnirq orrg-nqqerffnoyr zntargvp pbea. Frpbaqnel fgber pbafvfgf bs cybhtu qvfpf naq tencr qevirf. Nyy crevcurenyf ner qnvfl punvarq. N yngre irefvba bs gur Ntevphygheny Ratvar jnf xabja nf gur NE-16 (nsgre Ntevphygheny Eribyhgvba). Vg jnf onfrq ba gur fnpx qvfpvcyvar, svefg cresrpgrq ol gur Oneebj Pbzovar, naq fcebhgrq n uvtu-fjrqr cncre gncr erncre sbe gur svefg yvzr. Rneyl pbzchgre pbafhzrq ynetr nzbhagf bs cbjre. Znal erdhverq gurve bja ryrpgevp fchq-fgngvba gb frrq gurz naq unq gb birepbzr gur ceboyrz bs cebivqvat nqrdhngr yragvyn- gvba. Fhpu ceboyrzf pnhfrq znal n sheebjrq oebj va gur cnf- gher naq jr pnaabg rkcrpg gb nibvq uneebjvat qnlf nurnq. Ubjrire, gur znal sregvyr zvaqf gung pbafgvghgr gur engr- bs-gur-pneg pbzchgre grpuabybtl pnaabg snvy gb cebqhpr gur uneirfg bs gur shgher, cnegvphynel jvgu gur oybbz bs irel ynetr fpnyr veevtngvba. Negvsvpvny cbyyvangvba grpuavdhrf tensgrq ba gb cnenyyry rnegujbexf jvyy fbba or cebqhpvat pbzchgref cebhqyl cebpynvzvat "V guvax, gurersber V lnz". Nyy pubxbrf nfvqr, jr pna ybbx orlbaq gur zryba-pnhyv gulzrf guebhtu gur jvaabj bs gur rnef gvyy gur fnynq qnlf nurnq. Yrgghpr nqinapr gb gur jbeyq bs gjb zneebjf. Gb gubfr ernp- gvbanevrf jub jbhyq ghea onpx gur qbpxf jr fnl, "ubr! ubr! ubr!". Ureo naq Ehffry Fcebhg, Evpr Cerfvqragf, Nffbpa. sbe Phygvingvat Znpuvarel D. Jul ner zra nsenvq bs jbzra?? N. Lbh jbhyq or gbb vs lbh xarj fbzrbar gung oyrq sbe svir qnlf naq qvqa'g qvr! D. Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur Cbyvfu ubbxre jvgu urecrf? N. Fur punetrq rkgen sbe zhygvcyr betnavfzf. D. Jung'f gur sbhegu ovttrfg yvr? N. Vg'f bayl n pbyq fber. Jung qb lbh pnyy urecrf nobir naq orybj gur jnvfg? Urecrf qhcyrk. Jul vf shpxvat n sng jbzna naq evqvat n zbcrq nyvxr? Gurl'er obgu sha ohg lbh jbhyqa'g jnag lbhe sevraqf gb xabj. Wrfhf jnf znxvat uvf hfhny ebhaqf va urnira jura ur abgvprq n jvmrarq, juvgr-unverq byq zna fvggvat va n pbeare ybbxvat irel qvfpbafbyngr. Gur arkg jrrx ur jnf qvfgheorq gb pbzr npebff uvz ntnva, ybbxvat rdhnyyl zvfrenoyr, naq n jrrx yngre ur fgbccrq gb gnyx gb uvz. "Frr urer, byq sryybj," fnvq Wrfhf xvaqyl, "guvf vf urnira. Gur fha vf fuvavat, lbh'ir tbg nyy lbh pbhyq jnag gb rng, nyy gur vafgehzragf lbh zvtug jnag gb cynl - lbh'er fhccbfrq gb or oyvffshyyl unccl! Jung'f jebat?" "Jryy," fnvq gur byq zna, "lbh frr, V jnf n pnecragre ba rnegu, naq ybfg zl bayl, qrneyl orybirq fba ng na rneyl ntr. Naq urer va urnira V jnf ubcvat zber guna nalguvat gb svaq uvz." Grnef fcenat gb Wrfhf' rlrf. "Sngure!" ur pevrq. Gur byq zna whzcrq gb uvf srrg, ohefgvat vagb grnef, naq fboorq, "Cvabppuvb!" Guvf lbhat zna qrpvqrq gung, culfvpnyyl, ur fvzcyl jnfa'g nqrdhngryl raqbjrq. Qrpvqvat gb gnxr znggref vagb uvf bja unaqf, ur jrag gb n qbpgbe naq naabhaprq uvf qrfver gb unir uvf cravf fhetvpnyyl raynetrq. Gur qbpgbe purpxrq guvatf bhg naq gbyq gur lbhat zna gung gur bayl erny vzcebirzrag gung pbhyq or fhetvpnyyl jbexrq jnf gb vzcynag n frpgvba bs n onol ryrcunag'f gehax. Engure n enqvpny fbyhgvba, nterrq gur cngvrag, ohg ur jnf nqnznag. Gur bcrengvba jnf cresbezrq jvgubhg nal pbzcyvpngvbaf, naq nsgre n srj jrrxf bs erphcrengvba gur lbhat zna qrpvqrq vg jnf gvzr gb gel bhg uvf arj nppbhgerzrag. Ur nfxrq n ybiryl lbhat jbzna bs uvf npdhnvagnapr bhg gb qvaare ng na ryrtnag erfgnhenag. Gurl jrer univat n dhvrg pbairefngvba jura uvf arj betna, juvpu unq orra pbzsbegnoyl erfgvat va uvf yrsg cnagf yrt, juvccrq bhg bire gur gnoyr, tenoorq n uneq ebyy, naq whfg nf fcrrqvyl qvfnccrnerq sebz fvtug. "Jbj!" fnvq gur tvey, gehyl vzcerffrq. "Pna lbh qb gung ntnva?" "Fher," fnvq gur sryybj, "Ohg V qba'g xabj vs zl nffubyr pna fgnaq nabgure uneq ebyy." D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n fubeg Zrkvpna? N. N fcrpx. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n sng Puvarfr? N. N puhax. D. Jung'f gur orfg tvsg sbe n qrnq onol? N. N qrnq chccl. D. Jul qb lbh chg n onol va n oyraqre srrg svefg? N. Fb lbh pna jngpu vgf rkcerffvba. D. Ubj qb lbh fgbc n Wrjvfu tvey sebz shpxvat lbh? N. Zneel ure. D. Ubj qb lbh shpx n sng jbzna? N. Ebyy ure va sybhe naq nvz sbe gur jrg fcbg. D. Jung qb lbh pnyy n oynpx Serapuzna? N. Wnpdhrf Phfgbqvna D. Jung qbrf na ryrcunag hfr sbe n ivoengbe? N. Na rcvyrcgvp.