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From: boreas@bucsb.UUCP (j)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Short answer jokes
Message-ID: <191@bucsb.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Mar-86 05:16:44 EST
Article-I.D.: bucsb.191
Posted: Thu Mar 20 05:16:44 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 31-Mar-86 03:56:22 EST
References: <147@oucs.UUCP> <634@bentley.UUCP>, <610@watdragon.UUCP>
Organization: Boston Univ Comp. Sci.
Lines: 48
Keywords: Dead men and babies

Reply-To: dgleblanc@watdragon.UUCP (Dave LeBlanc)

In article <610@watdragon.UUCP> Dave LeBlanc wrote:
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>[copy of previous quadruplegic/disability jokes]
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>What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and hanging on the wall ?????
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>		Art.
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>How do you make a dead baby float ??
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>		Take your foot off him !!
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>How do you get dead babies off your sidewalk ???
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>		Use a snow-blower !!!
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>What's more fun than nailing dead babies to the wall ???
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>		Tearing them down afterwards !!!
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>What do you call a dead baby with a fire-cracker in its mouth ???
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>		A baby boomer !!!
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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

         So you can watch its expression. . . .


 
 
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