Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!bu-cs!ccc From: ccc@bu-cs.UUCP (Cameron Carson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Elephant Jokes Message-ID: <281@bu-cs.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Mar-86 12:16:54 EST Article-I.D.: bu-cs.281 Posted: Tue Mar 18 12:16:54 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 31-Mar-86 06:19:41 EST References: <3351@sun.uucp>, <692@ihlpl.UUCP> Organization: Boston Univ Comp. Sci. Lines: 16 >Q. How do you make elephant stew for 1000 people? > >A. Use two large elephants, 500 pounds of potatoes, 350 pounds > of carrots, that will make enough for 500 people. Now throw > in two rabbits. That will feed 1000. NO! DON'T PUT THOSE RABBITS IN THERE! Nobody likes to find hare in their stew. -- Cameron C. Carson Distributed Systems Group Boston University ACC UUCP: ...!{harvard,allegra}!bu-cs!ccc ARPA: ccc%bu-cs@csnet-relay.arpa