Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site bucsb.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!bu-cs!bucsb!boreas From: boreas@bucsb.UUCP (j) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <199@bucsb.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 01:05:14 EST Article-I.D.: bucsb.199 Posted: Wed Mar 26 01:05:14 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 1-Apr-86 00:00:08 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <1772@jhunix.UUCP> <1773@jhunix.UUCP> <1146Re: Math joke Organization: Boston Univ Comp. Sci. Lines: 19 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>>>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles. >>>>>There ought to be a sin in that! >>>>This discussion is Polar-izing the net! It is going to divide us! >>>I can't see anything positive coming out of this. >>It's all imaginary anyway. >Now real-ly! Hasn't this gone far enough? There seems to be no limit to these. . . .