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From: mcdyer@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU (Roger McDyer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: wedding joke
Message-ID: <161@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 13:50:42 EST
Article-I.D.: andromed.161
Posted: Wed Mar 26 13:50:42 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 1-Apr-86 00:06:24 EST
Reply-To: mcdyer@andromeda.UUCP (Roger McDyer)
Organization: Rutgers Univ.,Newark, NJ
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Keywords:A whole lot, actually








This joke was told at a wedding.........











	Bob and Judy had just gotten married. They had a wonderful time at the
recetion, and were anxiously awaiting the start of their honeymoon( it was an 
old fashioned wedding, they had not had any sexual relations).


	They checked into the honeymoon suite at the hotel and had a wonderful
time on their wedding night. (The morality of the net keep me from telling the
details). 


	The next morning Bob calls room service and the following conversation
took place over the phone

Bob:   I'd like to order scrambled eggs, pancakes, and sausages for myself.

Operator:  And what would your wife like, sir?

Bob:  Oh, just send up a bowl of lettuce for her.

Operator: That's all she wants?

Bob: I dont know, I just want to see if she eats like a rabbit too.





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