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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
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Subject: death, pain, suffering, misery, ...
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Date: Tue, 25-Mar-86 10:42:37 EST
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Q.  What's more dangerous than riding the space shuttle or taking 
    Tylenol?










A.  Sailing on a Libyan gunboat.


-- 
I once ate at a McDonald's whose decor consisted of portraits of
ex-presidents hung on the walls.  As I sat below Abraham Lincoln,
I had to express my surprise that McDonald's would place Abe so
close to a booth.

Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder