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From: daffy@grkermi.UUCP (Moammar Khadafy)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: ***LAST WARNING***
Message-ID: <848@grkermi.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 27-Mar-86 22:45:08 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 27 22:45:08 1986
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*** Excuse me while I REPLACE THIS LINE WITH MY MESSAGE ***

I think this pun business is getting out of hand.  Something has to be done
about it and I'm just the one to do it.

I have created a program which is truly a work of great genius.

It can append an appropriate (hideously awful) pun to the end of any joke.

If anyone dares post the pun of death in this group I will unleash it
and turn net.jokes into a sea of puns.

I'm not kidding.

--

"Have a nice day."