Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!ihlpl!ldd4 From: ldd4@ihlpl.UUCP (Mirek) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Short answer jokes Message-ID: <753@ihlpl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 28-Mar-86 15:58:04 EST Article-I.D.: ihlpl.753 Posted: Fri Mar 28 15:58:04 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 1-Apr-86 07:35:32 EST References: <634@bentley.UUCP> <25000024@siemens.UUCP> <1733@ihlpg.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 14 > > What do you call a leper in a bathtub? > > > > Stu > > What did the leper say to the prostitute? > > Keep the tip! > Why aren't lepers allowed to play hockey anymore? They once had a face off in the corner. -- Tim Mollohan AT&T Information Systems Naperville, Il.