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From: kyrimis@tilt.FUN (Kriton Kyrimis)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: April 1
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Date: Tue, 1-Apr-86 01:30:18 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr  1 01:30:18 1986
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Some time ago, I got a program off the net, that printed the time
in a verbose manner. This is what it printed today:

> Today is Tuesday, the first day of April, nineteen eighty-six. The big
> hand is on the five and the little hand is on the one. The moon is in
> its last quarter.

(I should mention that the current time is now 1:25 !!!)
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	Kriton	(princeton!tilt!kyrimis)
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