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From: bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Guns and Cannons
Message-ID: <687@sigma.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 31-Mar-86 18:21:22 EST
Article-I.D.: sigma.687
Posted: Mon Mar 31 18:21:22 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 1-Apr-86 21:18:02 EST
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Reply-To: bill@sigma.UUCP (William Swan)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>People who feel they have to outdo each other with additional 
>>>>>>>>>>>> pun lines tacked on to a simple, yet cute joke should be taken
>>>>>>>>>>>> out and shot.
>>>>>>>>>>>Why is this guy all fired up?
>>>>>>>>>>> Sounds like he's going off half-cocked.
>>>>>>>>>>I think he'll just have to learn to bite the bullet.
>>>>>>>>>I agree.  We need more postings of this caliber.
>>>>>>>>Uh oh, here we go with another round of cheap shots...
>>>>>>>Now that you mention it, it does seem to be o-pun season now...
>>>>>>Blast. Now I've triggered yet another stupid response.
>>>>>What's with this blasting?  Let's bring out the heavy artillery...
>>>>How about a 21-gun salute for our punsters,
>>>>they can go out in a blaze of glory...
>>>Gee, wouldn't that be a breech of netiquette?
>>No, it'd be a double barrel of laughs.
>I aim to rifle though my armory of old puns; I've been loadin' up.
You better hurry up or we'll steal 'em: lock, stock, and barrel!