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Subject: The Kinsey Report - offensive to Old farmers, animals, children, men and women (ROT13)
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Date: Thu, 27-Mar-86 19:08:29 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 27 19:08:29 1986
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Gurer jnf n erfrnepu fheirlbe jbexvat ba gur bevtvany Xvafrl
ercbeg, jbexvat uvf jnl npebff Abegurea Zbagnan, nfxvat sbyxf nobhg
gurve frkhny cersreraprf. Ur jnf fbzrjurer orgjrra Zvyrf Pvgl naq
Pnanqn, urnqvat qbja n qveg ebnq gbjneq gur ubevmba, guvaxvat ur'q
ernpurq gur raq bs gur rnegu.

"Gurer pbhyqa'g cbffvoyl or nalbar bhg urer", ur gubhtug gb
uvzfrys, "Naq vs gurer jrer, gurl jbhyqa'g or irel hfrshy orpnhfr
gur pbhyqa'g cbffvoyl unir zhpu bs n frk yvsr va gurfr tbq-sbefnxra
cynvaf".

Fher rabhtu, n snezubhfr nccrnerq nf ur perfgrq gur arkg uvyy. 
Orvat n qrqvpngrq erfrnepure, ur fgbccrq naq xabpxrq ba gur qbbe.
N tevmmyrq byq snezre nafjrerq naq vaivgrq uvz va, hcba yrneavat
gur erfrnepure'f dhrfg:

SNEZRE: "Fuber! Pbzr ba va, fba. Nu ybir gb gnyx 'obhg frk!"

ERFRNEPURE: "Jryy, fve, V'z whfg ernqvat gurfr dhrfgvbaf bss bs gur
fheirl furrg. Gurer'f abguvat gb or rzonenffrq nobhg."

S: "Fuber! Sver njnl, fba!"

E: "BX, ner lbh zneevrq?"

S: "Fuber nz!"

E: "Ubj bsgra qb lbh unir frk jvgu lbhe jvsr?"

S: "Bu, V'q fnl nobhg bapr n zbagu."

E: "Hu-uhu. Qb lbh unir frk jvgu nal bgure jbzra?"

S: "Fuber qb! "

E: "Ubj bsgra?"

S: "Nobhg rirel bgure jrrx!"

Gur erfrnepure jnf n yvggyr fhecevfrq gb urne gurer jrer rabhtu
bgure jbzra gb unir nssnvef jvgu bhg urer, ohg gung'f jul gur
fheirl jnf perngrq. Ur pbagvahrq:

E: "Qb lbh rire unir frk jvgu...... hu.... puvyqera?" Ur nyjnlf ungrq nfxvat
gung bar; crbcyr ner fb rnfvyl bssraqrq.

S: "Fuber qb!"

Gur erfrnepure jnf gnxra nonpx: "Hu....ubj bsgra?"

S: "Nobhg bapr n jrrx!"

Gur erfrnepure ybbfrarq uvf gvr naq pneevrq ba.

E: "Qb lbh rire unir frk jvgu....hu, navznyf?"

S: "Fuber qb!"

E: "Ubj bsgra?"

S: "N pbhcyr gvzrf n jrrx!"

Gur erfrnepure sbhtug gb pbagnva uvf ntvgngvba.

E: "Qb lbh znfgreongr?"

S: "Fuber qb!"

E: "Ubj bsgra?"

S: "Rirel qnl!"

Gur erfrnepure, ol abj fgnegvat gb fjrng, inyvnagyl pbagvahrq:

E: "Qb lbh rire unir jrg qernzf?"

S: "Fuber qb!"

E: "Ubj bsgra?"

S: "N pbhcyr gvzrf n avtug!"

Gur Xvafrl erfrnepure, ol abj birejuryzrq ol gur byq trrmre'f
nznmvatyl evpu frk yvsr, raqrq gur vagreivrj, syhfgrerq.

"Hu, guvf ynfg dhrfgvba vfa'g cneg bs gur fheirl; V whfg unir gb
xabj fbzrguvat: Lbh unir gur zbfg vaperqvoyr frk yvsr V'ir rire
urneq bs, fb gryy zr, bs nyy lbhe frkhny unovgf, juvpu qb lbh rawbl
gur zbfg?"

Gur byq snezre unq gb guvax nobhg gung sbe njuvyr. Svanyyl, ur
nafjrerq,

"V erpxba V'q unir gb fnl gur jrg qernzf"

Gur erfrnepure jnf fubpxrq.

"Jung? Lbh unir n evpu frk yvsr! Jul qb lbh cersre whfg qernzvat
nobhg vg?"

"Jryy, lbh zrrg n avpre pynff bs crbcyr gung jnl..."