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From: xcalibur@hope.UUCP (Marco Summers)
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Subject: Re: A Good Old Joke... ...Do You Remember? - offensive to Those easily Offended... (not rot13)Subject: Re: A Good Old Joke... ...Do You Remember? - offensive to Those easily Offended... (not rot13)
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Date: Sat, 29-Mar-86 18:54:20 EST
Article-I.D.: .Do You Remember? - offensive to Those easily Offended... (not rot13)
Posted: Sat Mar 29 18:54:20 1986
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> > >
> > >    There's an old joke that I heard in college that went something like 
> > >what follows, but I can't remember all of it.  Please help me out if you 
> > >can.
> > >
> > >    Q:   What are the three biggest lies in the world ?
> > >
> > >    A:   The check's in the mail.
> > >         <one I can't remember>, and   
> > >         I won't come in your mouth. 
> > >
> > >Please help.  Post to to net.jokes.

       

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