Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site uthub.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsri!utai!uthub!koko From: koko@uthub.UUCP (M. Kokodyniak) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: Computer war stories Message-ID: <262@uthub.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 11:18:41 EST Article-I.D.: uthub.262 Posted: Wed Mar 26 11:18:41 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 26-Mar-86 14:26:28 EST References: <1783@decwrl.DEC.COM> Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto Lines: 22 > > Yet another old classic war story. > -- > > It seems that there was a certain university that was doing experiments in > behavior modification in response to brain stimulation in primates. They had > this monkey with a number of electrodes embedded in it's brain that were hooked > up to a PDP-11. They had several programs that would stimulate different parts > of the monkey's brain, and they had spent over a year training the monkey to > respond to certain stimuli. Well, eventually the PDP developed problems, and > field service was called in. Due to some miscommunication, the field service > representative was not informed of the delicacy of this particular setup, and > the people running the experiment were not informed that field service was > coming to fix the machine. The FS representative then booted up a diagnostic > system I/O exerciser. After several minutes of gyrations, the monkey expired, > it's brain fried. > > The moral, of course, is "Always mount a scratch monkey" *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR BRAIN WAVES *** Sounds like something out of the movie Brainstorm.