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From: booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Tan Lines and armpits
Message-ID: <1345@lll-crg.ARpA>
Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 20:50:56 EST
Article-I.D.: lll-crg.1345
Posted: Wed Mar 26 20:50:56 1986
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Reply-To: booter@lll-crg.UUCP (Elaine Richards)
Organization: The Gypsy Caravan
Lines: 20


Yes, I think women should definitely have armpits. They are excellent places
to put newspapers and magazines while carrying packages. They are dandy amuse-
ment for tickle fights. They also keep her bra from sliding up her neck. Most
women seem to have them and this is good. The rare few who may only have one
armpit or none by accident or birth should not, however, be excluded from your
social circle as they may have other clever ways of being fun at tickle fights
or carrying small objects.

Men are also asked to have armpits and to bring them to social occasions as
they look dashing in a vest (we don't need your vest sliding up!) and
can also be great fun at tickle fights after the champagne has been served.

So remember folks, bring those armpits even if you think you may not need them!


E
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What !?? Shaving !!???? Bleagh. That's sensitive skin!! Shave your pubes first
before you tell me to shave anything and see how chafing feels (BLEAGH! ICK!)