Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpg.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!ihlpg!tainter From: tainter@ihlpg.UUCP (Tainter) Newsgroups: net.startrek Subject: Re: The Spoars...A Medical Breakthrough Message-ID: <1732@ihlpg.UUCP> Date: Wed, 26-Mar-86 17:52:37 EST Article-I.D.: ihlpg.1732 Posted: Wed Mar 26 17:52:37 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Mar-86 07:12:53 EST References: <87@cad.UUCP> <24900129@uiucdcs> <786@ihwpt.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 23 >> One of the things that always bothered me about Star Trek is that they >> discovered many such useful things (a drink that makes people move faster >> than light, a way to turn people into VERY powerful telekinetics) which >> are completely ignored once the story is over. If they kept all this stuff >> they would have had a ship full of superheroes. Of course, by the third >> season, everything would have been so easy for the crew that the show >> would be pretty boring to watch ("Do you want to telekinetically destroy >> the 4000 attacking klingon ships, Captain, or shall I?", "The engines >> have been completely destroyed, Captain. It'll take at least 12 milliseconds >> to rebuild them by hand.") >> Scott McEwan {ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan > Right... it always bothered me how they just forgot or > threw away all those wonderful gadgets and powers, > even when they weren't destroyed. > mike k This relies on a corellary to the Douglas Adams' Theory of Discovery: If anyone discovers what the universe is really for it will instantly disappear to be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable The corellary: If anyone discovers anything massively useful it will instantly disappear to be replaced by something discovered in another episode. --j.a.tainter "It just told me what I new all the time. I'm a really neat guy!"