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From: diamond@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU (Robert Diamond)
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Subject: Re: MIPS
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Date: Sun, 25-May-86 14:19:54 EDT
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> >MIPS stands for Meaningless Index of Processor Speed.
> 
> "Mythical Instructions Per Second"
> "Marketing Instructions Per Second"
"My Instruction Pointer is Stuck."