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From: mcewan@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Re: Spiders Haters Unite
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Date: Tue, 29-Apr-86 23:46:00 EDT
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Posted: Tue Apr 29 23:46:00 1986
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!mcewan    Apr 29 22:46:00 1986


Forget about crickets, mantises, frogs, birds, cats, dogs and goats. I
have come up with the perfect solution to EVERYONE'S pest problems, namely,
neutron bombs for large-scale pest control. The idea is that you evacuate
a city, then drop a N-bomb on it, killing not only the spiders, but also
cockroaches, flys, fleas, rats, vicious stray dogs and street mimes.  I
figure one bomb every few years should take care of all pest control needs,
and save a fortune in Raid.

		Scott McEwan
		{ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan

"When everybody is out to get you, paranoid is just good thinking."