Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site joevax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!petrus!magic!joevax!dnelson From: dnelson@joevax.UUCP (Dorothy Nelson) Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Re: Urinalysis...Lie Detectors...all th Message-ID: <141@joevax.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-May-86 14:14:52 EDT Article-I.D.: joevax.141 Posted: Tue May 20 14:14:52 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 23-May-86 07:09:20 EDT References: <402@bu-cs.UUCP> <108@gumby.UUCP> <1239@dual.UUCP> <287@gumby.UUCP> <188@mit-amt.MIT.EDU> <930@puff.UUCP> Organization: Bell Communications Research Inc., Morristown, NJ Lines: 27 In article <930@puff.UUCP> (Eric Mading) writes: > Also, research has > shown the dangers smokers inflict on non-smokers and the dangers of smoking, > not just to human health. Smoking is a fire hazard. If a smoker leaves his > cigarrete or cigar still lit in his ashtray and doesn't put it out because he > is going to smoke it later and forgets about it, the cigarrete or cigar would > continue to burn shorter on the live end and, as anyone who has had a science > course can tell you, the end that goes in your mouth would get heavier and > fall out of the ashtray and on the carpet. This would cause a fire. As a > result, fire insurance rates would be increasing. If I didn't hire smokers, > I could keep my fire insurance rates down. Oh, Eric, Eric, Eric. Tell the good folk at home what you *really* mean. CO testing would mean excluding anyone who smoked, had a smoking spouse, or had a lot of friends who smoked. This means seriously "butt"ing into personal lives, not just the workplace. Aren't you the one with the cute little statement that if the wife smoked, the husband should *demand* that she stop because, after all, it's the hubby that tells the wife what to do and not the other way around? Try the USSR. They *love* to regulate personal lives. On a lighter (hee hee) note Eric sweets, your postings make my day. You are more fun than 210 Ginsu knife commercials. -- Cosmique Muffin (Dorothy)