Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site ucsfcgl.ucsfcgl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!arnold From: arnold@ucsfcgl.UUCP (Ken Arnold%CGL) Newsgroups: net.misc Subject: Re: Urinalysis...Lie Detectors...all th Message-ID: <9858@ucsfcgl.ucsfcgl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 21-May-86 22:05:22 EDT Article-I.D.: ucsfcgl.9858 Posted: Wed May 21 22:05:22 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 24-May-86 21:32:08 EDT References: <402@bu-cs.UUCP> <108@gumby.UUCP> <1239@dual.UUCP> Reply-To: arnold@ucsfcgl.UUCP (Ken Arnold%CGL) Organization: Computer Graphics Laboratory, UCSF Lines: 36 In article <168@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> mmar@sphinx.UUCP (Mitchell Marks) writes: >Tampering with samples is something that the people who like to give these >tests are well aware of. That's why the proposals or contracts calling for >drug testing like to specify *supervised* urine samples. You don't bring >it in from home, you don't even step into a cubbyhole and take your time to >produce the sample in privacy. No, you step into a cubbyhole with a technician >who watches carefully to make sure you aren't dropping anything in it or >substituting anything. > So besides the issues of (1) inherent invasion of privacy in the basic >idea; and (2) dubious accuracy of the tests; we should add (3) additional >invasion of privacy involved in collecting the sample. When's the last >time you tried to urinate into a beaker under supervision? > > -- Mitch Marks @ UChicago ... not to mention that some people's muscles lock up and prevent them from urinating when under pressure. For some people this is only occasional, but for others it is a serious psychological problem. So what do you do when someone tries to give a sample, can not, and claims they have such a block? Do you really refuse to hire someone because they cannot urinate in stressful situations? Oh, I almost forgot. What about slight of hand? Magicians pretty routinely pull tricks with liquids. In order to guarantee that a stream of yellow liquid is coming from the person, not from some tube up their sleve, you would have to insist that clothes around the hands in use and the genitalia be completely removed (and the skin would have to be inspected in case it was fake), and the urination would have to be visible clearly from the person watching. For males this isn't too hard, but how do you propose to watch a female urinating that closely? Have glass toilets and look up through them from below? You guys try this for a while. See how much fun it is. Then report back. Ken Arnold