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From: dave@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU (Dave Bloom)
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Subject: Re: I WISH TO DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE !!!!!!
Message-ID: <438@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Tue, 15-Jul-86 13:24:30 EDT
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Posted: Tue Jul 15 13:24:30 1986
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References: <431@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU> <365@lll-lcc.UUcp>
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Summary: Andrew Scott Beals: Reinfestation!

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In article <365@lll-lcc.UUcp>, Andrew Scott Beals writes:

> Hey, everyone remember Dave Bloom flaming folks about a certain joke
> saying that it wasn't funny?  Well, here he shows his true colors:

Once again, Bandy... much like an oozing Herpes sore... returns
just when you've forgotten him. Let's see what's on his festered
little mind:

> In article <431@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU> dave@andromeda.RUTGERS.EDU writes:

Ahhhh..... now I see. Replying to a message I posted in net.general.
But why is he following up here??? Isn't that just like a virus...
you never quite know where the symptoms are going to pop up...

>> I hope you do consider suicide so we don't have to read your garbage
>> on this continent.

My biting response to an idiot who posted a love letter to net.general.
His posting originated in Glascow, and made it all the way to Jersey.
But why is Bandy so red and filled with pus?

> Yo Dave!  What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

Ohhh.... I get it. No particular reason... Just a chance for a little
Jew baiting. I guess after sitting in the corner and masterbating all
this time Bandy needs something else to bait. Mystery solved.

Now a "Dr. Ruth" word of advice to all you folks in netland: If you
post to usenet, USE A CONDOM! You never know if you'll wake up one
morning and find a Bandy Simplex sore on your terminal.

> Andy Beals
> bandy@lll-crg.arpa	{ihnp4,seismo,ll-xn,qantel,pyramid}!lll-crg!bandy

Nothing a little ointment and time won't heal... for now.
-- 
      harvard\ pyramid\				      Dave Bloom
       seismo \  pyrnj \
     ut-sally  >!topaz  >!andromeda!dave       Office: (201) 648-5083
      allegra /   caip /
ihnp4!packard/    yogi/	      "You're never alone with a schizophrenic...."
-- 
      harvard\ pyramid\				      Dave Bloom
       seismo \  pyrnj \
     ut-sally  >!topaz  >!andromeda!dave       Office: (201) 648-5083
      allegra /   caip /
ihnp4!packard/    yogi/	      "You're never alone with a schizophrenic...."