Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rayssd.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!raybed2!rayssd!msf From: msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.micro Subject: "NEW" assembler language statements Message-ID: <2362@rayssd.UUCP> Date: Tue, 8-Jul-86 13:59:56 EDT Article-I.D.: rayssd.2362 Posted: Tue Jul 8 13:59:56 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 9-Jul-86 05:28:31 EDT Sender: msf@rayssd.UUCP (Michael S. Frank @ Raytheon Co., Portsmouth RI) Distribution: na Organization: Raytheon Co., Portsmouth RI Lines: 39 Xref: linus net.jokes:17628 net.micro:13597 About a year ago, I asked for, and received, a list of the humorous assembler commands that always show up here and there. I compiled a master list from all sources, and mailed out copies to all who showed an interest. Anyone who would like a copy of the list E-MAILed to them, just drop me a line. Warning: It is over 1100 lines long! Here is a sample to tempt your taste buds: 1401 1401 Incompatibility AAC Alter All Commands BA Branch Anywhere CAC Cash And Carry DA Develop Amnesia EA Enable Anything FAY Fetch Amulet of Yendor GBB Go to Back of Bus HCF Halt and Catch Fire IAE Ignore All Exceptions JAA Jump Almost Always KCE Kill Consultant on Error LAC Lose All Communication MAB Melt Address Bus NBC Negate by Clearing OCF Open Circular File PA Punch In ASCII QED Quit and Eat Dinner RA Randomize Answer SA Store Anywhere TAH Take A Hike UA Unload Accumulator VAX Violate All eXecutions WAD Walk Away in Disgust ZAP Zero and Add Packed -- Michael Frank allegra!rayssd!msf