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From: ark@alice.UucP (Andrew Koenig)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.micro
Subject: Re: "NEW" assembler language statements
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Date: Wed, 9-Jul-86 22:42:02 EDT
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Posted: Wed Jul  9 22:42:02 1986
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> VAX	Violate All eXecutions
> WAD	Walk Away in Disgust
> ZAP	Zero and Add Packed
> -- 
> Michael Frank
> allegra!rayssd!msf

ZAP is real.  Check any 370 assembler manual.
Should that really count as a joke?