Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!mnetor!seismo!cmcl2!husc6!panda!genrad!decvax!dartvax!nadya From: nadya@dartvax.UUCP (Nadya M. Labib) Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.sources Subject: ncode... Message-ID: <5090@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 30-Aug-86 03:59:54 EDT Article-I.D.: dartvax.5090 Posted: Sat Aug 30 03:59:54 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 31-Aug-86 02:25:33 EDT Reply-To: nadya@dartvax.UUCP (Nadya M. Labib) Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH Lines: 23 Xref: mnetor net.jokes:9811 net.sources:3134 I took the original poster's advice, and came up with some interesting light bulbs jokes using his 'ncode' program. Here are some of my results: How many DEC repairmen did it take to leave a light bulb alone? How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many would it take to screw up a light bulb? How many hamsters would it take to leave a light bulb alone? How many policemen did it take to leave a light bulb alone? How many dogs would it take to think of these stupid jokes? How many mathematicians did it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cats would it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Jewish Mothers would it take to think of these stupid jokes? How many light bulbs did it take to think up these stupid jokes? The last one's a kicker, eh? Oh, anyone want to think up some answers to these imminent questions? -- Nadya Labib and James Todd Price {ihnp4,decvax,linus}!dartvax!nadya nadya@DARTMOUTH.EDU