Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!prls!amdimage!amdcad!decwrl!pyramid!hplabs!sri-unix!sri-spam!nike!think!husc6!caip!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!ihlpg!hann From: hann@ihlpg.UUCP (Hann) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Build a better mousetrap Message-ID: <2441@ihlpg.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Sep-86 15:31:34 EDT Article-I.D.: ihlpg.2441 Posted: Wed Sep 3 15:31:34 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 9-Sep-86 05:42:34 EDT References: <658@sdcc12.UUCP> <3309@ism780c.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 21 > Building a better mousetrap is a good idea, but we must wipe mice from the > face of this Earth! > Personally, I'm arming myself with a double-12 gauge pump shotgun. > I've set out little piles of peanut butter out on the floor. When they come > for me, I'm gonna give 'em a fight like they have never seen bef > ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > -The Mad Hobbit- ARPA: slouie@{ernie,cory}.Berkeley.EDU > UUCP: ucbvax!{ernie,cory}!slouie USnail: 2398 Parker #7, Berkeley, Ca 94704 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MOUSE *** In Joseph Heller's _Catch-22_, Yossarian would sit on his bunk holding the cord to the light and his Army-issue .45 caliber handgun, waiting for the scratching sounds of a marauding enemy mouse. Upon hearing the mouse, he would yank the light on and blaze away at the corners of his tent. I think he finally did get the mouse. Lenn Hann ihnp4!ihlpg!hann Minds are like parachutes; they only work when open.