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From: gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer)
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Subject: A Sane Man Ponders Life's Little Mysteries
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Date: Wed, 10-Sep-86 01:58:42 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 10 01:58:42 1986
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Keywords: How much further?

Some mysteries of life:

- Why does that black lace garter belt turn me on so much?
- What happended to my scissors?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Want to go to the cape this weekend?
- Why does the ILGWU recommend Woolite?
- You want hamburgers tonight?
- Isn't that the woman who used to play Shirley on 'Laverne & Shirley?'
- If you're so smart, why don't you do it?
- Who's he?
- Why doesn't MacDonald's take American Express?
- Which came first: the bacon or the eggs?
- What do you mean?
And, of course:
- Is nothing sacred?

	>< ...{ decvax!linus | seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts

	"No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me;
	no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!"
	--The Book of Satan.  I:7.